Testing out the vibe here

Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”

Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH 2
Army Bro: So you’re telling me all the dinosaurs on this island are on the spectrum?
Swirly Glasses Science Dork mugging the camera like Jim from the office: Here we go again!

The monsterverse is pretty bad. Like 1.5 good movies out of 5 isn’t a great track record

Evil CIA Man: Ethan, you need to hit the “kill the whole world” button. It’s your duty
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that

All this talk about Watto got me thinking how I blew my chance (cube) with you

From the twisted mind that brought you Kraven the Hunter

The best vampire stories are about how a man’s dick game can be so good that it traps you in an abusive relationship

Nosferatu, like any good Dracula story, re-asserts that all these awkward social horror movies should also feature a literal monster

Any others?

a world in crisis but no one is able to speak to or identify the looming threat in time. And even if you do know on some level that something is terribly wrong, isn’t it our nature to try to rationalize and normalize. Nothing can be out of the ordinary bc then you’d have to do something about it

Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!

Liam neeson naked gun has the potential to be the greatest movie ever made

This oj guy is so funny. I wonder if he ever did anything after these

Top tier naked gun gag. Hell the whole Untouchables opening spoof is great

“the sims, a game marketed to children in which players routinely torture and kill entire families”

lmao I love the vintage 90s video game scare tactic rhetoric

“the suspect was a known player of ‘mortal kombat’, a controversial video game in which the game encourages players to disembowel and decapitate their enemies”

I’m texting the text man for texts

call me marge because I love you homie

You know, the night that Judas betrayed Christ, they broke bread, and he said, “One of you’s gonna sell me up the river, rat me out, send me to the Pharisees. I think it’s gonna be you.”

Listening to the debt collector voicemails just to feel something

I should probably give irl fishing another chance