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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 was cornered outside the dispensary by a bunch of business-savvy Girl Scouts AGAIN.

This time, he ran into a used records store to hide…

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The Satanic Temple’s Protect Children Project (PCP) has secured a religious accommodation for a student at Elizabeth High School in Elizabeth, Colorado.

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Hellmouth Religious Services:
Satanic Regard: A Satanic Homily - 4/14/2026

What does it mean to live Satanically?

(NOTE: This is a re-broadcast)

Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.

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An Arkansas Ten Commandments monument retrospective A new ruling resurrects an eight-year-lawsuit over religious rights and freedoms.

The statue of the Ten Commandments on the grounds of the Arkansas State Capitol looks identical to the ones in Louisiana, Texas, and Oklahoma, because they're literally clones of statues that director Cecil B. DeMille had built to promote his movie.

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“He always rises to the bait, and I feel like that undid him in the end.” -Lucien Greaves @luciengreaves.bsky.social

The most succinct takedown of our Brother Reverend Stanley Jason Rapert.

A Small Rodent Hero Left a Giant Legacy. Now, Cambodia Honors This Famous Bomb-Sniffing Rat With a Seven-Foot Statue Magawa the African giant pouched rat cleared more 1.5 million square feet of land mines during his five-year career, making him one of the most successful bomb-sniffing rodents in the country’s histor...

"Cambodia recently honored [a] giant pouched rat named Magawa. The rodent sniffed out more than 100 undetonated explosives across the country... and on April 3, officials commemorated his service by unveiling a seven-foot statue in his likeness."
www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...

Too much, the lemon ones suck. He'd have saved $2 and been much better off if he'd bought six Thin Mints. We also don't know what he spent at the dispensary, so there's that.

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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 was cornered outside the dispensary by a bunch of business-savvy Girl Scouts.
He bought 4 boxes of The Minty Ones at $5 each and 2 boxes of The Lemon Ones at $6 each.

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Hellmouth Religious Services:
Satanic Regard: A Satanic Homily - 4/14/2026

What does it mean to live Satanically?

(NOTE: This is a re-broadcast)

Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.

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Satanic Planet in Los Angeles
April 27th
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TONIGHT: Join our next Legal Updates livestream to hear more about The Satanic Temple’s historic victory in the Arkansas Ten Commandments lawsuit!

Sunday, April 5 at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT

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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 isn’t trying to stay at the family thing for long.

He has 20 sheets of foil to wrap his to-go plate(s).

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TOMORROW: Join TST’s Legal Updates livestream to hear more about The Satanic Temple’s historic victory in the Arkansas Ten Commandments lawsuit!

Sunday, April 5 at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT

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Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue The temple and other groups asked a judge to either remove a religious statue or allow a statue of Baphomet to go next to it.

"Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue"
www.masslive.com/news/2026/04...

Regarding The Satanic Temple's victory in Arkansas, the Stupidest Headline Yet award goes, unsurprisingly, to the hacks at @the-sun.com who decided to ignore the entire question of equal access, religious pluralism, & gov't neutrality in favor of an idiot-friendly narrative...

Satanic Temple wins legal fight over 10 Commandments monument in Arkansas A federal judge ruled the Ten Commandments monument at the state Capitol must be removed, ending a nearly decade-long battle over the display.

"The Baphomet saga is just one of the ways The Satanic Temple has sought to "defend pluralism" and challenge Christian hegemony in America."
reason.com/2026/04/02/s...

Happy Baphomet Victory! with Steve-O at The Satanic Temple