Does this say more about the Phillies or Matt Damon?

it was worse

this show was really good

pokemon gav to the polls

“I’ll Gav What She’s Gavin”

unless he is announcing that he is retiring from news commentary permanently then I don’t really believe him at all

if you expect me to believe that you honestly fucked up this badly, you would not want to touch another news story with a 10ft pole

that’s literally what’s happening in Trump’s case

in other words, the same song we've been listening to for over a decade

I hope it turns out that WHCA is bought and paid for, because the alternative explanation is that it is operated by individuals even dumber than Trump

donald trump treats the press like disgusting bottom-feeders and the press is taking every opportunity to prove him right

everyone is cool for ordering a scotch, especially at a distillery

either you have too much money (you're paying to rebook a flight) or you have too little empathy (someone else is paying for your flight and you don't respect them enough to make sure you are not at fault for missing it)

I remember everyone in 2016 asking why she didn't campaign in the midwest. I remember hearing about the absolutely boneheaded decisions based on boneheaded electoral math by Robbie Mook.

(I’m sure this joke has been made a bunch of times before but I’m not looking it up)

in America it’s called the Super Mario Literature Club

this is capitalism

if any of them were capable of experiencing shame they never would have made it anywhere close to where they are now

teenage mutant ninja turtle pie

I like the Kona big wave it is a good beer

sad shrek

it’s so ogre

I will never unsee him eating a cinnamon roll like a buffalo wing

Guy grip pc

TWINS DEFENSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I was really confused watching at home, could he not have just stayed on 3rd?

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oh that would be because he had to face questions about the sexual harassment he did

A purple glove with red laces with a holographic Gengar card under plastic in the mitt.

the miz actually has the coolest baseball glove of anybody ever, as a non brewers fan it grieves me to admit it

happy birthday to your daughter, your wife put together an amazing cake

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