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Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

there are more ass and titties on the internet, Horatio, then are dreamt of in your philosophy

90% chance in the next decade we get an astronaut who says "Moons haunted" to NASA

I have been meditating for over a decade and I wish I could be as zen as this bunny.

I’m in a country bar in Auckland named “Jolene” playing the worst bro country that serves no US domestic brews. I think I’ve found the back rooms of life.

Sunset over the Pacific Ocean but the lens has distorted the light in such a way that it looks a bit like a yellow and orange mushroom cloud

I’m at a park trying to scrub my brain clean of the day and even the sunset looks like a fucking mushroom cloud

I am not OK.

Wait, is it confirmed? 😭

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

A movie poster for Umamusme Pretty Derby: Beginning of a New Era inside a frame at a movie theater.

Before June 26, 2025 I knew very little about horse racing, let alone Japanese horse racing. Now I think about little else.

Getting to see Uma Musume in theaters in the US is absolutely crazy to me, but I’m so glad that I get to!

Not to be a doomer, but I’m expecting bright flashes in the Middle East any second now.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

Bos días, good morningndkjg... #comic

MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

Collin Rugg&@CollinRugg •3h NEW: U.S. Postal Service driver yells at and appears to flip off Border Patrol agents while they were speaking to someone in a Honda Civic in Minnesota. "Go home, you f*cking losers!" the man yelled as he flipped off the agents.

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

That black cat named Moon at Stonehenge surrounded by its adoring crowd during this year's winter solstice

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

A Wii Wednesday Christmas Eve!

The Measure of a Man ❤️

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat