Me too. Bring on the beach episodes!
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Dobie, my beloved. I just know that old man can wreck it.
Should Testicle Tuesday become a thing?
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
Your annual reminder that Satoshi Kon’s Tokyo Godfathers, a near as dammit perfect seasonal movie (with great queer/trans rep), is free to stream on Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/10001...
Wait! You didn't specifically call me pretty! I swear I'm not narcissistic.
No big deal. I just felt some kind of way when you called me pretty. I just had to show off my other assets!
Does the red light make my ass look fat?
Gosh, I do miss these satyr shorts.
I guess I don't have this side of me posted here. Let's change that.
This post feels pointed. I'm sorry! Solo butt shots are hard! I'll try. 4 u
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Introducing: the cover for issue N°3 of Yiff! Magazine!
Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic!
Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social!
More news soon!!
I miss my Halloween breakfast. #werewolf
"No more thoughts."
Stall bathroom graffiti in a gay bar that says "Suck a girls dick and take her to Taco Bell"
I love my people so much
Male anthro rabbit (Austin) courting a male anthro opossum (Harley) by doing a Cariñosa dance. Austin is wearing a Barong Tagalog, while Harley is wearing a Maria Clara gown, but both are barefoot.
19th century rizz
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That's me and my husband! It was great seeing you again this year!
I totally have a thing for the Chamberlain.
Need to air out those pits. Too much stimky .
Walking around a furry convention sure did wear me out. Gotta relax with just my collar on. 🐶
💕Nuance💕
Fuck yeah! Let's add more seeds to these pumpkins!
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I wasn't socialized enough as a puppy" drawn by basil_mage (me)
Me(actually)
HOW TO FEEL ALIVE
Wait, really?