Amtrak 🚄

He hates for you to use mail-in ballots. He loves them for his personal use.

Smacks as a government funded vacation with her side dude, as a last parting gift before starting her new, fake job.

How many costumes did she bring?

Only she would go on a tour to kick off her fake job.

...or turned on.

A settlement for charges that he originally pled guilty.

I was in a unisex bathroom in an office in NYC. And guess what… people did their business, washed their hands, and the earth kept spinning.

Shocking, I know.

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I could not hear a word over A Tribe Called Quest. 🎧

On the train, back to DC. Minding my business. Earphones in. Music playing. Cleaning out my inbox.

When I noticed the lady across from me, seemingly chase this guy out of the Quiet Car. Apparently, he was on a conference call.

Shhhhhh! Quiet Car!

She was not having it. lol

I almost stopped it multiple times. It was a hard watch.

He must have left home when it was 40

Damn near 90 outside and homie had on a hoodie and a puffy jacket! How he didn’t pass out, I have no clue?!?! 😲

Things you do when you have something to hide:

Not shocked

She eventually broke the silence, “Daddy, I want to sleep with you.”

🤣😂🤣

I remember once waking up in the middle of the night and all I saw was two eyeballs silently staring at me! It was my daughter as a toddler quietly waiting for me to wake up.

(In my initial fog, I almost punched her. Then my mind fully woke up.)

The early part of the conversation took me back to my middle school science project - a Faraday circuit.

Space Solar Farms, Blue Straggler Stars, & Earth’s Escape Plan YouTube video by StarTalk

Interesting

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A couple times a year, usually in between putting out fires, I have the exact same thought.

When the answer is no, but you can’t say that….

It’s giving this…

Who exactly was he speaking on behalf of? Maybe his parishioners think of him as a leader…maybe.

I know the feeling

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Too late? 😅

Part of me wants to disagree. The other part knows every word is true.

#FROMily our trailer is here!!!

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