dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

I wasn't sure about the crowd noises at first but having seen them on this tour I began to enjoy them because I was thinking back to just how good that live show was.

They’re not even trying, I know. But this has to be some of the least trying ever not done.

Not only could I clearly hear this in his voice, I was also sipping water while reading. Water that is now all over my desk. And on my cat.

She is rather upset with me and I have no way of explaining it's not my fault.

Oh hell!

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

Signal boosting this latest piece of evidence on how bad Amazon is.

Find a post-it. Add the caption.

Man the Artemis crew is having just a brutal day. Get through the battering turbulence of re-entry, endure rocking on the ocean for an hour while your bones remember how to handle weight (and scream), and THEN you yoinked ink the air like a stuffed bear in a claw game!

First Tuesday of every month at 10am. Not their fault a system that's been in place for decades coincides with Trump deciding to threaten apocalypse.

Unless of course the topic of Gun Control comes up and then suddenly the chucklefucks like Johnson clutch their pearls and declare that the Constitution is sacred on that 2nd amendment right.

Well that was a hell of a way to realize I've been using Daki since 1996.

A proper Chicago-style cut. Splendid choice.

...now I am needed pizza for dinner.

This is the kind of strike made when prepping for a land assault and you want to cut off an artery for reinforcements.

And his main antagonist: Stump Beefknob

While it is only mid-day, the fact I have not seen a single April Fools bit, "joke", or prank this far makes me believe I have either cultivated social circles who are as done with the concept as me. Or we have all collectively decided there is no farce that could compete with reality.

Maybe both.

Screen capture of David Lynch saying "Fix your hearts or die!"

And finally, to the TERFs, transphobes, and anyone who would demean or devalue trans people... David Lynch said it best so I will quote his words: "Fix your hearts or die."

To my friends and people in general - Listen (and I mean truly listen) to the stories, thoughts, and fears of the trans community. Always, not just today.

Three very distinct things I wish to say on Trans Visibility Day to three different audiences:

To my trans friends, associates, and the community as a whole - You are (and should be) loved and I will always strive to help create safe spaces from the chaos and unwarranted hate in the world.

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you.

If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can.

Everyone give this a share after.

Just going to tag @amazingprizzini.bsky.social to give this one a read. You can read the posts for context but the true joy is the linked letter.

Because, whoa boy, this one is a fun ride.

Minutes later she's talking about how Iranian leadership had to be killed because they were taking too long for Trump.

True Christian values right there, yep.

If Rahm is on the ticket, I can almost guarantee either not a single vote is cast in Chicago OR it will be the largest write-in campaign in history.

The collective fury that should manifest over this revelation should eclipse the sun.

I still think the more recent reality deviation was the Cubs winning the world series. Maybe Steve Bartman was an agent from the future trying to prevent the schism but accidentally went to the wrong time to intervene.

Be sure to dramatically rip off the glasses and make direct eye contact with someone as you say "I can see the contours of your soul" before walking away without another word.

(For those who have not experienced a Chicago "Spring", the above response is the correct response.)

Ah, right, we get Third Winter here.

a cardboard box with the words box of shame painted on it Alt: a cardboard box with the words box of shame painted on it

Into the box with you.