Trying to write a poem about a faulty barcode, but I can't get it to scan.

Happy Pancake Day Eve. Be sure to leave out the syrup and lemon juice for Cousin Pancake.

The statue of queen Victoria in Liverpool city centre, with someone's trans pride flag flying in front of it.

Liverpool stands up for trans rights.

Haha mad isn’t it 😅

So so good!!

Yeeeeaaarse!

If, like me, you thought 37 years was long enough to get over the trauma of Damon dying, you would be very incorrect. Still gutted @simonob.bsky.social

Blocking someone isn't enough. I also need one of their socks to keep slipping down and bunching under their arch.

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

Important news. I won’t be able to sell the the EU or Northern Ireland from 13 December 2024

Bloody #Brexit has done it again! 😡🤬😡

If you want to order from Northern Ireland please do so by 1st December gailmyerscough.co.uk

Or if you're in the EU please order from my Etsy shop by 1st December gailmyerscough.etsy.com

Daily Mail headline: Prankster fools Selfridges staff three times into getting rude words printed on jars of nutella - Seamas O'Reilly, from Derry, Northern Ireland, came up with the jokes - Staff in Oxford Street store made to put 'bumgravy' and 'backdirt# on jars - One poor worker was even convinced that 'arsemuck' was an Irish name - The 30-year-old admits he's spent £19 and doesn't even like Nutella

What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before.

But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.

Here’s something for anyone who needs a bit of a lift today.

An 'eviction from the Big Brother house' is a great euphemism for a bowel movement.

Illustration: Five axolotls of various colours in a pile, or ‘stack’

Staxolotls.