You have to give up something you want

sorry man

so glad I shared this with you

I watched him root for a no hitter once

weakly hit balls that fall in. The entire mid 2010s Royals team was built on it.

On the one hand the Royals left 16 men on base lmao we got so lucky. On the other hand, not so fucking funny when the babip dragon isn't on your side is it you fountain loving motherfuckers?

They're gonna blow this

But wait!

still need to execute him but Leody can fire an arrow at his heart before the flames consume him

I miss living in Baltimore but one advantage to being in New York is I am surrounded by Mets fans who are equally bitter about the Royals in the exact same ways

oh no not the royals

Gonna order some tacky ass city connect shit to celebrate

Huge respect to the co worker who has had e fucking nough and is ready to go home

hahahahahahah nothing matters

It’s incredible how the pitchers wait till they get as close as possible to getting out of it before they blow it

Make Gunnar do it

Every day I get slightly more resentful about Gunnar wanting 600 bajillion dollars and refusing to even negotiate with us when he plays like this.

As a spurs and tottenham fan I can confirm that I do

yes but can we also murder the top half of our line up

be upset at elias all you want but at some point these players have to actually be fucking competent

yeah but fuck them too. I have room for plenty of hate in my heart

Everyone should be mad about Mike Elias but these players deserve plenty of vitriol.

Every day I get slightly more resentful about Gunnar wanting 600 bajillion dollars and refusing to even negotiate with us when he plays like this.

This team just fucking sucks man.

Gunnar kind of sucks