THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

the new pope must announce SuperHell

Hungary's Viktor Orbán concedes defeat, ending 16 years in power Hungarian voters turned out in the greatest numbers since the 1990s to turn away from Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's right-wing populist Fidesz party, putting an end to Orbán's 16 years in power.

wait, he kind of DID? No "it was rigged, I'm seizing the voting machines?" No "the press is lying to you to hide the landslide in my favor??"

This guy would never make it US or Russian right-wing politics.

www.npr.org/2026/04/12/n...

Orban, having had both the Putin and Trump camps working overtime to advise his reelection bid, is certain later tonight to choose a gentle and graceful concession of defeat

Town apart is how you say torn apart if you're homestar

Exactly what you'd expect from an Edward Albee play about a family town apart by goatfucking

An empty stage

A stylish program

About to see The Goat at Shotgun Players #Berkeley

Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW YouTube video by Schaffer The Darklord

Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW, my 2024 musical tribute to scary movies, is now available to watch on youtube! Go get spooky, creeps!

youtu.be/-0LJuPZyZCE?...

Could someone even worse than alito get through the Senate right now? Like I wouldn't put it past him to nominate Matt Gaetz or Cory Lewandowski but where is the border between the pale and its beyond

The American right including FoxNews and Trump himself has spent years publicly idolizing an almost random post-Soviet kleptocracy with a GDP less than half the size of Minnesota and tomorrow it's likely to go down in flames.

Geopolitical equivalent of seeing their NFT apes get stolen.

I use a mirror

bsky.app/profile/mc.f...

It's Alf, the Alf who fucks

Anyway, medium is message or whatever, and I feel very thankful for an algo-free default view over here on Bluesky, where the only reason you'll craft a post to influence a robot is when you're dodging the automod with your Alf hog.

Here's a cool secret from an anonymous insider, regarding public figures or popular properties, and it doesn't quite fit in this first post of the thread but if you click through, all must be revealed. A click which makes my next post reach additional victims, rinse, repeat.

Not being naked to game the algo (that would be great but it's forbidden). It's just all click-tease shit. Here's the opening refrain of a story, with convenient cliffhanger. Here's a totally vague reference, perhaps to some breaking scandal everyone must be aware of.

I poke my head in on Threads every so often and I'll read the default ("for you") feed for a sec before remembering I have to switch it to see my real timeline, and the default feed has got a Style And Tone that has crystalized at this point: 90% of posts are people nakedly gaming the algo.

I did save this gum wrapper on which I scribbled SECRET POLICE TOTALLY INNOCENT, that might have been the whole investigation actually, is that helpful, do you want the gum wrapper

This court very clearly ordered you to retain all files and records

Yeah I dunno your honor, it's just, I dunno. Not seeing any of that here right at the moment. I can check in another three weeks if you want

Do you have any idea how much shit I can delete in three weeks

Maybe that movie news was what got current president's social media team excited to post race-hatred snuff video this evening

Stephen Miller: please sign this executive order which earmarks $300M for a remake of Birth Of A Nation

Current President: I'm not spending that to make people more racist, I can make people more racist for free with Faces Of Death outtakes

Current President: I am good at business

There's going to be emails unredacted that specifically discuss how much her services originally cost? Or like a PDF attachment of the whole catalog he picked her out of??

Tunes it in on his fillings

high likelihood I'll be trying out some new songs 🤫

Hague! Hague!
You! You!
Get into my jail

Fucked up little stop-motion puppet guys used to get all kinds of music video work in the 90s. Not now though

Craquel Monsieur

Terrorizing 90 million foreigners with open threats of genocide and nuclear fire, terrorizing the psyches of his own populace with our plain powerlessness to stop him. I always heard "terrorist regime" as a bullshit phrase we used to support our neocolonial thuggery. But oh it's real, we're in one.

texting random phones with HERE IS THE SECURITY CODE YOU REQUESTED, NEVER SHARE THIS CODE WITH ANYONE FOR ANY REASON and then it's just the number three

Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague Hague