no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Me Ken Andy richter and giant ass Tim

I do like the ascending plane here

It should also be noted that one of my competitors was @timothycsimons.bsky.social which means my box was like 2 feet tall to make us the same height

Made the entire experience a bit perilous tbqh

In a shocking twist, impunity has emboldened a narcissist to descend into full megalomania

Does anyone know of an east side LA bike donation for kids? Our guys have outgrown theirs and I’m looking to donate them

Gotta suck to get fired for not properly covering up some pedos sex crimes.

I’ve been wearing southwestern style shawl collar knit sweaters for YEARS and this Jonny come lately Gosling swoops in with this stolen valor and i will not forget you all that stood behind him.

I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.

FRENCH NATO GEN. YAKOVLEFF:

“.. [Trump] wants to share the political risk, not the military risk. .. He’ll drop us the minute it suits him. .. This isn’t the time to buy a promo ticket on the Titanic.”

Spending this much time on casting is fucking rad.

🫡🫡🫡

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

yes. uses so much of the cpu

it does not. Even when you force quit it just starts up again grinding my computer to a halt

Does anyone know how the fuck to keep the Adobe Creative Cloud Content Manager from running the background?

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

TENDR 2.0

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Kash Patel is so good at his job*.

*covering for pedophiles, ignoring high profile kidnappings, delaying the investigation into the murder of one of his close friends to go chug beers on the taxpayers dime.

Milkshake puck

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.

Absolutely love that week get to watch fascist snuff films every week. Fuck ICE. Fuck Stephen Miller that lying cunt. Fuck Trump.

I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.