Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

Excellent. I see we are both in our villain eras.

Not me trying to work out if they really meant that the papyrus was literally INSIDE the mummy

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I should also mention that I got all of these books for £3

Hit the charity shop jackpot today with all 4 books in Joanne M. Harris's Runemark series AND a hardback copy of Stephen Fry's Troy. Two different pantheons have smiled upon me in one day I AM SO BLESSÉD 🙌🏻

OR have I just had too much coffee

Wait...does the word meme come from mytheme?? As in creating a structuralist analysis to break down complex narratives into relatable components...using images instead of words?

Oh noooo (I can't afford any, but I sympathise)

Discovering that it's legal to list taxidermy on Facebook Marketplace in the UK has been the highlight of my day

Someday when this is all over, our atoms will lose cohesion and drift apart, and that's ok.
They'll combine with other atoms to form new gnarled oaks, fainting goats, and haunted cottages that float through the woods, wreathed in moss & gloom.

I need a snooze. In perpetua.

Oh no

"A really good taxidermy fox head" lolol

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I've done a lot today, but as usual it doesn't look like I've done anything.

Badgers run like old neglected footstools who have suddenly discovered their own sentience

Gromp

They most certainly are. I have one tattooed on me. I had hoped to see an atlas moth, but there were none yet hatched.

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Aaaah yes, the jizz tree phenomenon.

Another excellent morning at the car boot. We never seem to get there early enough for the best things, but the flip side of that is getting most of what's left for 50p because no one wants to take everything back home.

And now it's 2 weeks of bluebells in the forests! Continuously humbled by and grateful for the opportunity to see so many wonderful things 🥰

What if I just advertised my services as an ornamental hermit

You're so welcome. The whole time I was thinking of how much you'd enjoy it too x

Omgggg he's ADORABLE

It was a wonderful experience. Butterflies AND otters in the same sanctuary 🤩

A video I took of the butterfly hatchery just for @yllekaj.bsky.social (sorry for the awful quality after Bluesky's brutal compression!)

Ping @yllekaj.bsky.social

Compressed to shit, but here are some of the incredible butterflies we encountered in Devon.

I chased a few in Arnos Vale, but they were ambivalent. The local park has loads, but people take their dogs and so they are unlikely to hang around longer than a minute or so.

It's me. I'm the twig witch.