Two turkeys walk down the street. One says “What are you so smiley about?” The other says “I beg your pardon?”

The first turkey says “You mean the president’s gonna pardon you for Thanksgiving?” The other says, “Well, not for Thanksgiving.”

January 6th, 2021. The turkey participates in the insurrection at the capital with a MAGA hat and a Trump 2020 flag.

All three panels in one image

Thanksgiving pardons

It's too late. I've already depicted you as the soy hater shapiro and myself as the chad hopeful superman

Up in the sky #superman #webcomic

Hello Mr. VP! Glad to have you! Since your victory over wokeness in November, I started to imagine what pop culture would look like without marxism being forced on us. So, I drew this: Conservative Scooby Doo! They investigate lib’s radical claims about MAGA, and they always disprove them, ofc!

Next signal leak

Gabbard: Elon needs to embrace the spirit of aloha.
Vance: I just said a prayer for peace. I suggest you all do the same.
Rubio: Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Elon doesn't know what he's doing..
Hegseth: yuo guys need to liten up. lets hit the bars ill ddrive

Tommy gets whacked

Elon Musk, welcome to the resistance

You can tell God made men and women to be compatible with each other. Women like consuming true crime content, men like doing true crime

Star Wars characters ranked by how likely they are to use an ethnic slur
1. Han solo

The Ascension (King James version) #webcomic

Economic stability or gay rights? #webcomic

2024: How do we prevent kids from using AI to do their homework for them?
2025: How do we prevent kids from using AI to run the United States federal government?

Mavs GM knew that with the incoming tariffs, they wouldn’t be able to afford Luka’s ozempic prescription

Yes, we do need to get rid of DEI:

Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Iowa

You couldn’t make Ed, Edd ‘n Eddy today. They’d just start $EDCOIN

I don’t care about the tiktok ban bc they have family guy funny moments on youtube

2024 A.D. Two men put together a nativity set. One says, “You know Christmas is actually pagan, right?”

24 B.C. Two ancient Greek men put together a nativity set. In the background, a Greek temple is decorated with a wreath and the columns are painted red and white. One man says, “So, why are we doing this again?” The other shrugs.

“You know Christmas is actually pagan, right?” #webcomic

Spotify Wrapped just dropped

More like artificial incel-ligence

Someone should make a bluesky for maga ppl

Two turkeys walk down the street. One says “What are you so smiley about?” The other says “I beg your pardon?”

The first turkey says “You mean the president’s gonna pardon you for Thanksgiving?” The other says, “Well, not for Thanksgiving.”

January 6th, 2021. The turkey participates in the insurrection at the capital with a MAGA hat and a Trump 2020 flag.

All three panels in one image

Thanksgiving pardons

Say what you will about JK Rowling but "m*dblood" is one of the craziest fictional slurs ever written. I feel like I legitimately can't say it

Humanity’s most unethical science experiment was breeding daschunds.

Imagine if aliens came down and bred the most wienery looking people until they got The Wiener Man.

The vitriolic reaction some people have to musicals must be caused by some kind of brain eating parasite bc man those people are annoying

Mr Beast could pass the Inflation Reduction Act but Joe Biden couldn’t make Squid Game in real life

Me keeping a straight face while the plane goes down to avoid giving my girlfriend the ick

Empress Lady Gaga gives a rallies the troops ahead of the galactic invasion

I would follow her into battle

The way I feel about Lady Gaga makes me understand how dictators come to power

I would do a tour of early primary states and inception my fans into voting for Chris Christie