coffee shops are awesome i go in there and say yeah give me that overpriced chocolate milk that gives me anxiety and the shits

tell me why 2.26

presave:
createmusic.fm/tellmewhy

transgender henchman beating up the protagonist while feeling sad in their body: i gotta little bit a dis for ya (punch sound effect)

this is ridiculous man

it is every ohioan’s dream to make it big on the internet and then leave as soon as possible

i’ve worked really hard to remove the memory of what i looked like in 2016 and none of you will ruin that for me

a screenshot of a google search that says "what are the 3 leches in tres leches." Google responded by telling me that 1 suqare inch is equal to "6.4516e-6 Are." i don't know how this would help me.

thank you for answering my question this helps a lot

she say do you love me i tell her yes i do! I love you a lot! :)

i wonder how much of my life i’ve spent dealing with The Mucus

not to brag but
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a screenshot of an email from OneDrive, which says “On this day, December 14th: look back at your memories from this day.” Followed by images of solid orange and brown.

of course, i remember this moment fondly

the orange creature, with text that says "THEY'RE ORANGE FOR AN AMAZING REASON" and it's true they are orange

they started being orange 24 years ago

lgbt people are awesome but also like really bad at making flags i'm sorry to say

doctor said i should stop living a “sedimentary” lifestyle, uhhh no my life rocks???

you met me at a very orange time in my life

what’s the most socially acceptable speed for windshield wipers to be going

Whoever invented motion blur for video games should experience punishment for the crimes they’ve committed

image of a borzoi with white fur, the dog is running in a grassy area. he's going pretty fast i think

love this dog. the bozo

A stick of Old spice deodorant, with “scent of bergamot” written on the front

i can smell like burger mode??? hell yeah

i thought it was “paper view” for an embarrassingly long time tbh

A map of the islands south of Boston, Massachusetts centered around "Gay Head." It is 21 degrees celcius there.

went here and everyone was wondering where you've been

impact font meme that that has been edited to read “before the rapture: anybody want to admit they got a crush on me 💕🙈😫”

me arriving to the function with my invisible tungsten hat

most people don't know this but when it's a red light and everyone else is stopped, you can go and get a head start, they're all waiting for you to go ahead

something awesome i realized a while back was that you can just sleep wherever you want to if you feel like it. your bed is just one of the places

if you think about it, even “onomatopoeia” could be an onomatopoeia, if it’s of someone saying onomatopoeia out loud

honestly i’m a lot like crickets in that i stay up all night making my weird noises

they call it Wplace be cause Lplace is wherever i go

the disney classic everyone knows 1 billion trillion dalmatians

i will become the first person to successfully sneeze with my eyes open