The only fucking way I can imagine this shit is being sanctioned at all is that they (govt/regulators) know it’s actually the surveillance infrastructure of the near future

Trying to get to a toilet as fast as it possibly can

You’re forgetting about pivoting to AI video. There’s always a deeper level of hell.

It’s never what I was doing when I was doing it. Can people really not hear themselves fucking at all?

I hope many readers fit this criteria, I could really use to see some propaganda of the deed this morning.

May your overdoses be more successful than your grift, and more enduring.

Two Men One Horsefucker4000, starring Sam Altman’s firebombed/bullet-riddled corpse, some guy with a camcorder, and whatever the Horsefucker4000 is/doesn’t matter lol

I’d love “normal person happy (how do they do it?)” but “unfathomably rich person happy” just equates to “impervious to the unfathomable suffering of others, which they themselves actively perpetuate every waking moment. Which itself is, ironically, ethically unfathomable and makes me less happy.

As someone who’s experienced losses that felt like the rug being pulled out from under everything, I’m very sorry for your loss.

No he’s not, stick to your guns! All the “my job is to be safe and reasonable and temperate Weimar republicans” have to get the fuck out of the Democratic party yesterday and stop cutting emerging leftwing populist leaders off at the knee whenever they pop up to challenge them.

You’re forgetting Maine

No you find someone who’s cool with the matrimony cheat code/open marriage. Gays have always understood this.

It’s the worst possible thing to have to battle back from your garden, which makes it suck that much more that it has such delicious berries

You are wrong about this too. Straight up rhubarb pie is heavenly and I hope for your sake that you try it someday. Btw I think you are right most of the time fwiw, this reply is a kindness.

Or even at least, if they’re so intent on going off half cocked (pun intended) couldn’t they just shoot someone in the arm so they drop the fucking knife? Rather than end a life?

I want the cctv footage from the camera in the upper right

Great fucking movie. I think I read that he started writing it based on a nightmare he had that resembled the tunnel scene, and then went from there.

I mean, leaving aside the obvious fact that haunted doll limbs clearly belong on a Batman torso! Preferably in the configuration of four arms and a leg-for-a-head

The great discovery of our time is that actually we barely even need bread (or even direct human interaction for that matter) as long as we each have a circus that fits in our pocket.

Rick Scott is a skull with a skin mask, both literally and figuratively.

All I see here is a vacant rictus grin inducing pain.

It’s the best when dogs do the frantic-eyed kissing thing!

Anyone with a heart and a strong stomach should see the doc The Alabama Solution. Prisons are modern day slave plantations, replete with all the degradations and abject cruelty of historical chattel slavers, along with a few more modern twists of the knife.

But in a better timeline it would be a zombie porn flick.

Yes, grab the uranium, like those firefighters in Chernobyl.*

*I know, technically it was pieces of the graphite control rods they touched, but so I’m guessing it would just be that much worse to grab the actual uranium.

Any chance you can work in a Seattle stop on your tour? Me and my friends would be there with whimsical little bells on.

I literally haven’t heard someone say snug as a bug in a rug since my mom used to say it when she tucked me in as a little kid. Thanks for bringing me back to simpler times.

The swamp of gladness

Cents of self-worth

Contemplating the insignificance of mankind and seeing Craig from marketing circling back are not mutually exclusive.

“Consider changing to: ‘It’s not just a small step for mankind - it’s a great leap!”