A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers An initiative aimed at boosting Democrats online offers influencers up to $8,000 a month to push the party line. All they have to do is keep it secret—and agree to restrictions on their content.

Well this is disappointing. @davidpakman.bsky.social dude... Come on man!

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I feel like having kids that sit and play board games for hours is the best case scenario for babysitting lol

When you get an email to your personal email from someone that follows your troll account, but they don't know your real identity..

I'll just buy the consenting adult peas thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if you buy these you're a PEAdophile

It's from most people having their head up their ass

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When you've gone your whole day happy and suddenly remember you're on call tonight

a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said

Pharmacist: did you mean to prescribe...

Me:

Jesus took his appendix but left him

New toddler problem: my son just danced so hard his diaper fell off.

How come Daniel tiger doesn't wear pants but when he goes to the beach he wears trunks but no shirt? @pbs.org we need answers

Not all incels wear neck beards

Caught this bastard today. But not before he ate through a pepper and shat it out

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When the number of Friday consults is greater than the sum of Monday-thursday consults.

Thanks Pete for your support. I was fine with the talking animals (anything is possible with God) but the cannabilism is where I draw the line

Daniel Tiger's house has tiger skin curtains. Why is @pbs.org platforming this cannibal cat?

The trainer at my gym has a podcast but wouldn't tell me the name of it. He's definitely talking shit about me on there...

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cardiology starting IV fluids on your EF %15 patient while also keeping them on lasix and dobutamine.

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When you have a great goals of care discussion with the family and the hospitalist comes in and confuses everyone and complicates things.

The perfect plate for cheesecake

New rule for group emails:
You only get one "reply-all" to use each month. Choose wisely.

Kidneys are like the dialysis machines of the body.

No major changes. Just more reassurance

I mean you coupled just go find a blue whale and do this i suppose

I saw a patient for a second opinion today. Open the chart... apparently I was their first opinion too... this was an awkward moment brought to you by: my scheduling staff

I tried to take out a fire anthill the other day, and a wasp came after me. So beware, im pretty sure they have an alliance.

When the dialysis center calls me when I'm on vacation I always answer "Dr Henle on vacation, what's your emergency?"

New study shows apple airtags are replacing God. When people lost their keys they no longer pray for God to find them.

Today all my recommendations are April fools jokes, hopefully the hospitalists pick up on it...

If you passive aggressively leave my epic secure chat, I will passive aggressively add you back. Don't test my pettiness.

Patient yelling angrily. I'm walking down the hall approaching the fury..
"Please don't be my patient, please don't be my patient, please.. damn!"