That alt text though. Chapfuckingeau.

Head off, obviously. Blimmin' autocorrect.

If it turns out to be horrendous, fake an attack of Spoonerism and he'd off for some chai tea.

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The King cup (according to Google AI) is also known as the Navy cup and was a football tournament. 1925/26 winners were RNB Devonport, so a possibility.

Starting to understand what Roald Dahl had for lunch the day he started writing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Half time. Sorted.

I went trick or treating once. Knocked on Darcy Bussell's door. She gave me a twirl.

Because wombles are notoriously bad swimmers.

Tea nearly spat. Well played.

@louiejw.bsky.social posted without comment following your ycihy question.

Did you repost this to canvas a wider opinion? *getscoat*

Well, there we go. Season ticket renewed. Ready for another year of hope, expectation, disappointment, and suggesting the referee might not be very good. Up the Fulham. #FFC

Haven't posted much on here, but watching the F1 sprint and having an exceptionally lovely @chapeldown.bsky.social gin is a good use of a Saturday. If only Fulham had won it would have been perfect.

The BIG Sheep theme park in Devon.

@louiejw.bsky.social This you? 😁😁

Thought that was a dead gazelle in the foreground at first.

That's a bunch of good points. Yesterday was crap, but not that long ago we were staring very hard at being a league one outfit.

I cannot refute that.

Queen Juliana of the Netherlands

So Haaland signs a new deal at City running to 2034. It’s almost as if they’ve been told they’re not getting punished for 134 financial breach charges.

But who gets locked in a cupboard?

Thank you both, as always, for a great write up. Much more entertaining than the game was! A very happy Christmas to the two of you.

Work Christmas party today. Usually loads of people I’ve never met drinking like there’s no tomorrow. So far everyone is well behaved. Slightly disappointed tbh.

Aah Cécile. They call her the Jackal.

Jodie Foster in Bugsy Malone for me. And before anyone accuses me of nonceness, she’s older than me!

I thought Castagne was so far off the pace in the first half he must have eaten all his birthday cake early. Second half was unbelievably different from everyone though. My favourite moment has to be Calvin’s toddler tantrum whilst retaining the presence of mind to keep hold of the ball!

To be clear here, it’s just her I can’t stand. Much rather have Naomi Schiff presenting.

Turned on the telly. F1 programme on. Danica Patrick is one of the presenters. Turned off the telly.

I was going to suggest @twiggsonia.bsky.social as she’s a cricket journalist and in NZ now, but turns out she hasn’t posted a thing since she got there!