Scheck wirft Bücher in den Papierkorb, aber hat er sie je danach bewertet, was sie für seine Jawline tun könnten?

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

BLEIRITZ MOBTREU

ich stehe mit armbrust 200 meter vom gestrandeten wahl entfernt und schieße impfspritzen auf die demonstranten

Die Ablehnung des Begriffs greift ineinander mit der Ablehnung des Konzepts Queerness, das man diskreditiert als aufdringlich, künstlich erzeugt, übertrieben. Das Ziel: Konformismus erzwingen, Sichtbarkeit begrenzen. Anderssein ist nur akzeptabel, wenn es ausreichend Heteronormativität nachahmt.
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foucault marryault killault

es ist perfektes wetter für sonnenbrille hoodie und shorts wie so ein basketballspieler

Listen, it's simple.
Too many apostrophes: it's high fantasy.
Too many Xs: it's sci-fi.
Too many Ys: it's cosmic horror.
Too many Zs: It's for kids in the 2000s.

Step 1: find a hill, preferably without any bushes and few trees (some trees are ok). Should be steep, but not step enough to prevent walking up.

Step 2: position yourself on top of the hill and lie down parallel to the drop

Step 3: roll down the hill

Step 4: get up, walk back to the top, repeat

me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions

some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

Ich als feministischer Mann zitiere ausschließlich andere feministische Männer.

Endlich ist Phil Collins für seine Leistungen in die Hall of Fame aufgenommen worden.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Also, this is why I have absolutely no time for people online who say you can't be queer and Religious/Christian.

This is the kind of thing that rhetoric enables, and it's actively harming vulnerable people in real life. Just because you can't be queer and religious, doesn't mean other people can't

Thumbnail of a YouTube video entitled “Giulia’s career defining snatch at the last/chance Olympic qualifier”. The image is of a beautiful buff woman

idk anything about weightlifting but I’m gonna ask my surgeon for a “career defining snatch”

Wrestling ist glaube die bisexuellste Sache auf der Welt weil nix ist so schwul und so super Straight gleichzeitig

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

matrix clubbed to death soundtrack auf youtube, hochgeladen vor 18 jahren, auf dem thumbnail setzt sich neo eine sonnenbrille auf und wird komplett in dieser matrix-typischen grünen zahlencode animation dargestellt

3 ostereier ein filterkaffee und verschreibungs pflichtige kopfschmerz tablette

Hauptsache, die Tagesschau interviewt nicht wieder Denis Scheck.

I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived   I did not tell Death where I lived – But he has found me all the same. I hear his knock upon my door And the calling of my name.   My Snapchat settings kept him out. On Instagram I blocked him. Facebook friend requests were spurned – Yet still he keeps on knocking.   A court injunction freshly filed, But still I sit in fear. Oh, my mistake. It is not Death – I think my pizza’s here. Brian Bilston    

Today’s poem is called ‘I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived’.

Had intrusive thought of “age gap” to the tune of “Love Shack” and am now envisioning the most annoying TikTok of all time

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

[lute solo celebratinge Artemis 2]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Idee für eine Glückwunschnachricht: "Alles Gute zum Geburtstag. Mein Geschenk ist, dass du nicht antworten musst."

non-dev playing a game: why didn’t the team do [X thing that seems obvious]? are they stupid?

dev playing a game: why didn’t the team do [X thing that seems obvious]? am I stupid?

[erster tag als kommunistin]
zeig ma dein genossenschaft

are there any more things like this

Speisekarte auf der Heisse Schokolade untereinander steht, das S ist so groß, dass es wie Sheisse Schokolade aussieht

Herausforderung Typographie.

An email from kym Deyn The subject line is GREETINGS UNDERLINGS the email reads: Kym, you say. Kym, why are you organising another social gathering through email? Is it the 1990's? What's next, paging us? LOOK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS. None of you are on the same socials. [Redacted] doesn't have socials, Jay won't use Whatsapp, and I don't have some of you on Signal. This is on you. Also?? I like emails. I'm sorry, I know that's hard to hear, but its true. They're like little letters, except I don't have to pay for stamps. Have you seen the price of stamps? Everyone is just using email wrong. It's not about giving best regards, its about being a little freak.

I have finally received an email worth receiving, for the first time in my miserable email-riddled existence.