I admire the optimism

Over-under on the volume of “you won’t BELIEVE how far this drive went” content is unbearable and a half

Technically, everything is remarkable.

Firing Elon Musk was a start, but now let’s talk about Brian Snitker.

This is a crime.

Congrats on your new gig at the Post, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social.

Ole Miss pooping the bed in its own regional is more reliable than the sun rising in the east.

Also, UNC-OU at 3 Eastern 🤷‍♂️

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Ole Miss up 14-4 in an elimination game, and I’m gonna go to sleep now, and I already rue looking at my phone tomorrow morning to see Murray State won 15-14.

This is why many of these people have stopped doing public events — because they have no good answers for any of this.

"no one voted to deport moms" being quote skeeted with "yes you did vote to deport moms"

i really, really need people to understand that they *didn't* vote for this, no matter how much you insist they did. insisting "they voted for this" elides the information environment that led them to vote the way they did in the first place, the thing that actually needs fixing.

attn RZ

might want to step in here

That quote, for me, is the ultimate distillation of who Maddux and Gwynn were. If you came from another planet and knew nothing about baseball, that quote alone would teach you about 20% or what you need to know.

Jack is good now?

Condemning him to Hell seems a bit harsh

Chad Kelly and Bo Wallace were both better college QBs than Eli Manning.

God only knows what national secrets the Chinese have pulled from Pete Hesgeth’s Sonicare.

If you’re writing an Elon Musk profile right now without talking to several laid-off civil servants and the multitude of people whose lives have been ruined by grant cuts — then that’s not journalism, that’s public relations.

🎵It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a frown
Cuz he knows that it's me
Who wrote 'Furries drink free!'
On that billboard he put up downtown 🎵

The Gram

I believe that WHIP works out to 1.77

Actually, the Internet is good.

Many years ago, as a sports writer for the newspaper in Meridian, Miss., I was assigned to cover Dale Waltrip’s appearance at the new local Harley Davidson dealership, where he endorsed Haley Barbour for governor.

Reporting from the SEC baseball championship game. The number of fans on both sides doubling up on team logos is alarming. We used to be a proper country.

I read this in Estelle Costanza’s voice

At what age does it become illegal for your in-laws to have a normal coffee setup?