Me spending money on a skincare regime: Self care :)

Me tearing the dead skin off my lips like there’s a cash money prize underneath: S̵̞̈́̒ė̴̬̮l̶͍̋͒f̶̢̫͒́ ̷̰̂́c̷͌͊ͅą̴͍̄r̶̞̍e̴̫͉̅́

(derogatory)

i will probably watch it but i'd be more keen to see Toy Story 5 if Woody had had an upper bleph and Buzz had done Ozempic and they were both visibly clinging to youth like the rest of hollywood. maybe the dinosaur one has lost the light in his eyes and we know it's from the allegations

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this guy was everywhere in the 90s and now he just doesn't get cast in movies any more.
this post came to me in a dream and that is why it's bad.

what are y'all gonna do when Waluigi Wangione shows up

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kicked out of the criterion closet for farting

how it feels to respond to a voice note with a text

I can imagine WAY better noses than you can fabricate

Hollywood: stop the fake noses! Fake noses aren’t immersive! They are distracting! I’m not like ‘oh thank god they altered the nose NOW I believe. NOW I can truly understand the film. I would NOT have known that was meant to be Bob Dylan I would have been LOST’

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Nosfera2 D-2

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Has anyone had a good experience with acquiring a mentor in the creative/arts sector? Not sure how to go about finding one or what the various benefits might be, but could use some guidance.

woulda been just ONE film/book if there'd been a bald guy in the fellowship

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this is an MTV reality show and it must exist in a parallel universe

or 'hi, how's it going?'

good sir this is not THE PUB you do not care how I AM, get to your point

Essex is a bad place

Things escalate quickly in Essex.

Trying to explain to my cat that advent calendars/ the twelve days of Christmas are for humans and I really don’t need a daily delivery of dead mice and pigeons but I appreciate the thought and effort

(just a general musing and not a spoiler)

whenever I can't solve a set on Connections I think 'ah! American Sports!', just jam together all the weird words, and lo, it is always American Sports

i hope by the latter you mean find a kid and force him to eat the lot in front of the whole company

Snowy has melted (dead)

after 40 long years Tintin has finally evolved into Goldgold

you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠

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Feel like there should be a Jedi to Sith meter based on how evil the facial hair you give Cal is. You just can’t be a good guy and have a soul patch

what are y'all gonna do when Waluigi Wangione shows up

Matt the Buff Joker Dude @RetvrnOfTheMatt Me at 17: what if people think I'm stupid Me at 37: they all know I'm stupid but there's nothing they can do to stop me