PSA: check your weed today! Sick fucks may be filling it with Halloween candy!

A bag filled with a LOT of joints for our wedding.

One year ago we rolled a bunch of joints to hand out as favors for our wedding. Less weed this year but more joy

Congrats?

The ONE time I post something good and this sites all fucked up 😑

WHY ISN’T HE DEAD YET??!?? WHATS TAKING SO LONG???

Filed my extension! Suck my dick IRS!

that would make two black vampires! 🥴

I only have glittery lotion in my purse so now I look like I could be a black vampire in Twilight

Straws, pencils…you could stick a flower in one like a penis vase

it's friday. a warm sunny day. spring has arrived and everywhere is the sound of birds returning north. buds are on the trees. woodland creatures scamper. a peaceful calm fills the air. a perfect day for someone to just fucking do it already.

AI is trying to ruin every single email I send

I hate every single truck driver I have to work with. It’s honestly terrifying that these dumb fucks are legally allowed to drive.

I’m just working to survive long enough to see that man fucking die

@Nemzsi thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Tiger being drunk in that crash is the least surprising thing about it

nah, fuck em

he should get to finally see whoever he was talking to in that chair

I’m not trying to speak this into existence but I honestly thought Clint Eastwood was dead.

Temperature in Minneapolis showing 39 degrees, the feels like temperature is 28 degrees

It was 70 yesterday

he’s shockingly the youngest of his siblings

Peaches the cat, who does not care who farted.

I would if she would even care smh

My husband let out the longest, most drawn out fart while he locked eyes with me and said: “it was the cat.”

this is the best thing I’ll do all day

Death finally punched Chuck Norris in the face

I’ve lost 28lbs since January so at least I’ll be hot when the economy finally collapses

Nothing, You Loser GIF ALT: Nothing, You Loser GIF

And I will sleep well tonight.

I do not know how you can watch both Sinners and One Battle After Another and think that One Battle After Another was the superior movie. I am fucking baffled. The ONLY good thing about this is I no longer have to entertain the idea of or listen to takes about Marty Supreme being best picture

And nothing for Timothee Chalamet. BYE! #Oscars

I hate this show. See yall next year 😑