My mom never overstays her welcome vince

@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince didnt ur mom get a full ride to judge meat

100%

We had to rewrite on the fly. The story was originally he was in a massive slump and Barbara was trying to get him out of it and then of course he mashed a billion taters

My mom doesn’t wear bordered blazers vince

My mom isn’t a small indie film with Oscar aspirations vince

My mom has both her lungs Vince

Vince my mom is not into “fitness” or “room forty” or any of your childless taunts. She’s a BofA lady idiot

The funniest part about it was 80% of break users were teenage edgelords

My mom isn’t an ancient artifact vince

A brand new episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social is out! We’re doing a commentary on the pilot of HARLEY QUINN with co-creators/co-writers: @pmschumacker.bsky.social and @justinhalpern.bsky.social! This show rules. Hope you’ll check this one out!

You can’t see it but he’s holding a California burrito and arrogant bastard stone

My mom hasn’t travelled outside the country in years because of her bad hip Vince

My mom doesn’t have engravings on her vaginal wall vince

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My mom doesn’t associate with euros vince

@vincemancini.bsky.social whoa Vince looks like your mom got her groove back

Wow what a great 2010 day that was for you

Mummified I went to a really shitty public school.

Put up a new substacks about gene hackman’s space heater. This is the sort of good stuff I’m here to offer the world

justinhalpern.substack.com/p/mummified

My mom doesn’t even know how to get to Apple TV+ vince

It was between me and 6 other writers but I loved Jesus the most so they gave it to me

I started a substack for reasons unknown

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My mom has never been to South America vince

I haven’t brought anything good to this website. Gonna try and change that right now; I once took a shit next to the guy who played The Mentalist

My mom has never even been to Napa Vince

I believe so but both exist in the Arnold Palmer cinematic universe

This will be the first time a doughy white dude with way too much confidence sits courtside at a lakers game and doesn’t work at an agency

Did the mavs know PJ Tucker was available wtf

@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince your mom looks like she’s having a great time on vacay