Why do they call it road rage if I'm having fun

Crowdsourced Panopticon

Getting a bill in the mail for 10$ is low-key insulting im pretty sure it cost more than that for you to get this here

Take it back

middle aged woman that eats way too much tuna call that a mercury cougar

now men just order little caesars and log in to fanduel

We used to go out with the kings for drafts now everybody's about the draftkings

Draw over of this would be so tuff

Her name is apex seals

how it feels to drink beer

please forgive me

the most important pull of all

my roommate keeps calling my truck "gross" but he doesn't understand that it pulls like crazy

Explaining baseball to an American:

Lovely shot, also your captions are always so cute

Soooo cute

Rage baiting in the bathroom stall graffiti cus I'm bored

My favorite zoomer left for a new job 💔

Smooth

the crow of good fortune. if u see this crow something good will happen to u today

photo of the man who tried to run me over and fight me about it. dark olive skin, late 20s/early 30s, probably 5’6

photo of a silver 09 toyota fj cruiser license plate CWF8796

if you live in cap hill, this guy in an 09 silver toyota fj cruiser tried to run me down on pine & 14th (in front of dingfelder’s), then rounded the block to try and fight me while trying every slur imaginable to spike my cortisol. if you see this guy in the wild, he will try to fight you. CWF8796

looks maxine? why is everyone looking at me

Dude

I walked Bob Dylan up on stage in 1975

This is now a Cessna 206 seaplane stan account

Watering plants is so therapeutic I need more plants to water

meeting the locals