I admit I've done some armchair cookery at the Great British Bakers. "You idiot! It's gonna burn!"

They remind me of the Peanuts characters

Whoosh that'll get the panic going! Glad all is ok now!

Always repost

*slides across marble on tummy, bumps into fridge, grabs snack, slides back into hot tub like I'm afraid a polar bear gonna steal my snack*

This would be a great fight scene

You shouldn't have touched science there

He probably has swashbuckler levels but doesn't know it

First, we didn’t include Anybody. Then Somebody complained that we didn’t include Everybody. Once Everybody was included then Nobody came. And that’s why I don’t like people

Instead of an umlaut it should have a macron

That baby New Year had big funny ears, as I recall. I think 2025 is gonna be more Eraserhead baby

Together they're heavy tho, so something with an underwire

Herman Melville, stealing my pick-up lines once again.

It's like we're playing Steampunk

Have a porno that starts normal, then slowly cuts away to the pizza, and zooms in, very very slowly, as the entire rest of the porn happens off-screen.

Phantom Tollbooth "Down And Dirty In Digitopolis" fanfic

it's a big, pink weather dildo stretching from Kansas to Virginia

Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...

Rocks! Lead! Churches!

I love BG3, countless starts so far, still haven't finished, absolutely ADHD

But when I'm really high, sometimes I forget what comes after a bajillion.

two men are sitting in front of a sign that says " white north " Alt: two stereotypical Canadians are sitting in front of a sign that says "white north". One holds a disco ball.

Bluesky? More like brewski, eh?

This would be awesome

Thank you, I finally looked up what chilblains are, after wondering every time I saw the word but forgetting to look it up in my whole life.

Now I have to go watch the Tom Holland dance

not complaining

Predict 2025 with image from phone

Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.

Oh thank you--! I appreciate your help, thank you.

It has triggered a repressed memory or something, I'm sorry, i thought I only hallucinated it when my mom gave me too much cough syrup when was like 4

WTF is this from?? Help? 😳

Tuesday's Dead (Because I Killed It)