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Alt-text: Dark, moody image with a blurred nighttime background that looks like a city street or walkway seen through motion blur—streaks of light and shadow suggest passing headlights or reflections on wet pavement. On the right edge is the faint silhouette of a person with long hair walking away, mostly in shadow. Centered over the image in large white text is a quote: “In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.” Beneath it the attribution reads: “—Robert Anton Wilson.” At the bottom is a small watermark/logo reading “Quotes.pub.” The overall vibe is contemplative and slightly surreal, matching the quote’s wry observation that reality keeps getting stranger. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.

“In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.”

—Robert Anton Wilson.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Or literally any recreational activity. Starts war. Goes bumper boating.

I thought officer Leroy told him to...

#DailyBaphirmation

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What next? Alexander the Great told Diogenes that after all that conquering and subjugating, he planned to relax and enjoy himself. Diogenes responded: “Why not save yourself a lot of trouble by relaxing and enjoying yourself now?”

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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Fuck yeah. It's weird taking them off.

Use them how you like. 🤘

I disagree. I will never see it

Bills? 🤑🤑🤑

Imagine being a vile, toxic person with political power and not wearing a scary ensemble and totally villain maxing? Have some dignity. Think of Darth Vader, Cobra Commander, Shredder... get a fucking cape, mask, shoulder armor... stop trying to blend in with your suit and tie. You're evil. Own it.

#DailyBaphirmation

(Art by Musta-Aurinko, Creative Commons)

In Canada. Horrified. Be safe. Help one another.

Hey, no matter what you've done in your life, no matter how many mistakes you've made, you don't have billions of people praying for your death tonight.

Sounds like Ghost! 🤘

"Get your asses in gear, boys. They're immanentizing the Eschaton." - Hagbard Celine, Illuminatus! Book One: The Eye in the Pyramid.

Haha that's awesome.

Beastie Boyz II Men

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-><- MERRY Christmas -><-

On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal:

Stop the presses--we need to catch up.

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