That new popup where bsky advertises as being real people 😂

My local grocery is currently stocking moldy onions, red grapes so green they look like a hybrid, and the smallest strawberries I've ever seen in a grocery store.

In case you're wondering how shit's going.

*right?*

Oh, for sure 💙

It sounds like you made the best choice you could. And of course it makes sense that I, Internet Friend(tm), don't know every little thing about you 😅

The only reason I'm not a grandparent is because none of my children have followed in my partner's footsteps! 💀😱

Oh yeah, getting people to guess my age makes me chuckle

It's actually the birthson part that I didn't know about!

This is a Total Ride 😂💙

Howwww 💀

Wait hang on

*I* feel old when I hear how old your kids have gotten, so I can only imagine how it's been for you.

Isn't it? 😂

I can't wait until future internet scholars are trying to explain this specific phenomenon.

Not just search, obviously.
All Is Forbidden.

They sortof started the whole automated anti adult content trend though... so they do not have my forgiveness

Makes you wonder who they're hoping to get acquired by

Around the time they realize they need a safety team that isn't automated

Ah, search is fucked, cool

I'm fairly sure what he was actually smelling was my hair product, because I wear Uncle Jimmy's Curl Kicker and it does smell spicy and delicious.

But I put it on at 7am and this was 3pm, so it didn't occur to me that might be it.

(In before anyone says a weird thing:
My voice is reasonably deep, and I have facial hair, he was under no impression I am anything other than another guy)

Then he got a little nervous in that "can't believe I just said all that" kinda way and scurried off 😂

He suddenly realizes that was out loud, and goes "Oh, it's just that you smell so good?"
And I laughed and said I'd been in the garden all afternoon.
He replied, "When I garden all afternoon, I do *not* smell that good."
So I said "I do grow a lot of herbs."

So, he'd just finished checking out my fence line, and we were exchanging handshakes 'bye.
And he gripped my hand and then mumbled something about clove.
And I said "Hmm?" Because I didn't quite understand what he was saying.

If I still used certain parent words, that would be extra hilarious

He looked very surprised to realize!

One of the most hilarious standup clips I've seen recently was Atsuko Okatsuka doing crowd work in Denver and finding out that we have a state dinosaur and Everyone Has Feelings About It In Denver. 😂

I think the guy who came out to inspect my fence may have just realized he's bisexual. 🤔 😂

Recycle gardening 💪

I grow my potatoes in recycled cat litter buckets. They work so well! I save the pretty boxes for vegetables that don't do as much root work.