Happy Birthday to the great Harold Lloyd, born 133 years ago today
Posts by Willzebub Schlitz
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
I feel like this is the real world version of John Galt’s ridiculous speech. At least this isn’t 3 hours long.
“This is John Galt speaking…”
My wife to our teen daughter: (jokingly) Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Our Daughter: I live in your house!
Me: 🤣
Say no to Generative AI Art Buy art from real degenerates
Off to make some Human Art 🤘🏼
I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
ever since i was a little kid i always knew i did not want to become an adult no thank you why is this happening
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
My daughter is singing this for her recital next month and dedicating it to her grandfather. Everyone is gonna cry, especially him.
Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten appearing to burst through a sheet of white paper in a dark frame. Text at the bottom reads “sauve qui peut”.
“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
Hot take: lemons are, in fact, possible to eat. It’s just kinda unpleasant.
boxd.it/dZTa25
When #zombiesteve52 says Space #zombiesteve52 gets Space!
Y’know, when Prince sang “Sometimes It Snows in April” we never even considered that “sometimes you have to turn your A/C on in April”
I may be a 30-year lapsed Catholic… but he’s talking so much smack on the Pope I’m about to put a bucket on my head and join the Swiss Guard.
graffiti art of a realistic hare holding up a placard that reads "the earth isn't dying it's being killed and those who are killing it have names and addresses"
artwork attributed to Banksy, quote attributed to Utah Phillips
I feel like some folks must have a Secret List of People Who Made False Sexual Abuse Allegations & It Worked Out Super Well For Them, because I know of no such people and am curious as to the steadfast belief that rape accusations for fun & profit are a regular thing.
There’s a whale in the pacific right now looking up above itself and saying “what the fuck was that?!”
It’s an early one this week!
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
ghostbusters screenshot “That oughta do it, thanks very much, Ray”
2014 me vs me now
I thought it was about growing up and realizing the shows you liked as a kid really weren’t that great. 🫤 😆
boxd.it/dSV2cn
Does it need to actually be funny to count as a comedy, #ZombieSteve52?
youtu.be/olOk5cK4lqQ?...
You too could get taunted by the Daily Tism like this, for a reasonable fee.
[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this
A fight broke out on Artemis II because two astronauts wanted to stop for Beaver Nuggets at Buc-ees and two did not. You think NASA would have planned for this.