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Posts by Willzebub Schlitz

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Happy Birthday to the great Harold Lloyd, born 133 years ago today

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If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

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I feel like this is the real world version of John Galt’s ridiculous speech. At least this isn’t 3 hours long.

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“This is John Galt speaking…”

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My wife to our teen daughter: (jokingly) Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Our Daughter: I live in your house!
Me: 🤣

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Say no to Generative AI Art
Buy art from real degenerates

Say no to Generative AI Art Buy art from real degenerates

Off to make some Human Art 🤘🏼

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I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

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ever since i was a little kid i always knew i did not want to become an adult no thank you why is this happening

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Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥

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My daughter is singing this for her recital next month and dedicating it to her grandfather. Everyone is gonna cry, especially him.

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Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten appearing to burst through a sheet of white paper in a dark frame. Text at the bottom reads “sauve qui peut”.

Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten appearing to burst through a sheet of white paper in a dark frame. Text at the bottom reads “sauve qui peut”.

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

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Hot take: lemons are, in fact, possible to eat. It’s just kinda unpleasant.

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A ★★★★½ review of Project Hail Mary (2026) The ZombieSteve52 challenge this week was Space and I was havin a heck of a time finding a “space” movie that wasn’t just on an alien planet but really was a space movie. Then I realized, “duh! What a...

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When #zombiesteve52 says Space #zombiesteve52 gets Space!

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Y’know, when Prince sang “Sometimes It Snows in April” we never even considered that “sometimes you have to turn your A/C on in April”

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I may be a 30-year lapsed Catholic… but he’s talking so much smack on the Pope I’m about to put a bucket on my head and join the Swiss Guard.

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A ★★★★½ review of Marathon Man (1976) Man I love the look of ‘70s NYC. I wouldn’t ever want to visit… but watching it safely from my modern suburban home? Yes please.  Never cared that much before but this movie has been in the zeitgeist ...

A nice relaxing way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
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graffiti art of a realistic hare holding up a placard that reads "the earth isn't dying it's being killed and those who are killing it have names and addresses"

graffiti art of a realistic hare holding up a placard that reads "the earth isn't dying it's being killed and those who are killing it have names and addresses"

artwork attributed to Banksy, quote attributed to Utah Phillips

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I feel like some folks must have a Secret List of People Who Made False Sexual Abuse Allegations & It Worked Out Super Well For Them, because I know of no such people and am curious as to the steadfast belief that rape accusations for fun & profit are a regular thing.

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There’s a whale in the pacific right now looking up above itself and saying “what the fuck was that?!”

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It’s an early one this week!
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥

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“That oughta do it, thanks very much, Ray”

ghostbusters screenshot “That oughta do it, thanks very much, Ray”

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2014 me vs me now

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I thought it was about growing up and realizing the shows you liked as a kid really weren’t that great. 🫤 😆

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A ★★½ review of Tapeheads (1988) This has been on my Susan Tyrrell watchlist since the beginning and I’ve avoided it because I didn’t think it would be very good.  And I was right. It’s not very good.  The cast is pretty good. A lot ...

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Does it need to actually be funny to count as a comedy, #ZombieSteve52?

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Political Science - Randy Newman | The Midnight Special
Political Science - Randy Newman | The Midnight Special YouTube video by The Midnight Special

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You too could get taunted by the Daily Tism like this, for a reasonable fee.

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[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

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A fight broke out on Artemis II because two astronauts wanted to stop for Beaver Nuggets at Buc-ees and two did not. You think NASA would have planned for this.

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The Testament of Ann Lee (2025) The extraordinary true legend of Ann Lee, founder of the devotional sect known as the Shakers, who preached gender and social equality and was revered by her followers as the female Christ.

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Happy Easter (I watched most of it yesterday but finished it today, so it still counts!)

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a man wearing a blue shirt and suspenders is looking at the camera Alt: Stanley Spedowski from UHF promo saying “BE THERE!”
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