I hope it's not Tomorrow from Annie. It's stuck in my head now anyhow. 🤦

post an image you saved because it makes you laugh:

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why Everyone Is Leaving Him YouTube video by Clare Blackwood

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why Everyone Is Leaving Him

youtu.be/PhpH36ZZX1I

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Individual angel food cakes decorated for Easter. stabilized whipped cream icing, bunny ears in marshmallows and a nest of Easter eggs on top.

Bunny cakes for world peace 🕊️🍽️

Freakish bunnies feeding Easter eggs to Jesus. One bunny says I laid this one. Another says Eat it Jesus. And the third just says Egg.

Happy Easter. Time again for my favorite post. Thank you @chrissimpsons.bsky.social for your genius. ❤️

Education | United Conservative Caucus Tell Us What You Think:

Hey Alberta! 📣

We created a poll on Alberta’s education system and charter schools, but we wanted the results heavily biased, so we only sent it to UCP members.

If you’re NOT a UCP supporter, do NOT share this!

unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

That's fun I've done 4 so far. Cheaper than therapy. 😂

Ucp spam text and my reply with a curt fuck off.

My reply was much less clever.

Everything is just awful. It's so much less awful with you here. ❤️ Welcome back.

Glass of Guinness

Yes

Spotting a very attractive woman in the street today I gave her a big wolf whistle.

At first she was startled, shocked even. But eventually she was flattered:

She came to appreciate the fine Native American craftwork and slipped it into her purse.

Luckily Toronto sports fans have trained for exactly this scenario.

Astronauts used to carry a gun into space.

Not for aliens.

For bears.

🧵 (1/7)

#astronomy #history

Image: Stafford Space Museum

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

From the Calgary community on Reddit: The grift that never stops grifting... Posted by Mandon - 119 votes and 48 comments

Attention Co-Op Shoppers!

Get in the game and make sure that loser Tyler Shandro doesn't end up on the board of your favorite grocery store. #calgary www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/co...

I'll vote against him but is sure like an option to vote against their stupid whispering commercial as well. 🤬

PSA
In Alberta you now need to sign up to get public health advisories for your area. It is not clear to me if there will be regular media-social media public health announcements outside this process.
See link:
www.alberta.ca/publi...

Explaining how this became an Olympic sport:

"Mum, I'm going sledding today"
"Fine, but take your brother with you."
"But he doesn't have a sled?" 😂

Crowd sings Oh Canada as Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand raises Canadian flag to officially open Canadian consulate in Nuuk, Greenland 🇨🇦🇬🇱

You're right about the cringe. 😂 I only was a Brownie but we met in the basement of the local Catholic Church. I had the laundry badge. Cooking. Housekeeping. Some outdoorsy ones and the pioneering. I made a lousy Brownie. 😂

I think that was the pioneer badge. I think we had to build/fabricate something in the woods. Know ropes and knots and the like. That was a few decades ago. 😂

Alberta - PREPARED Alberta Feeling sick? Find out what's causing it. Join our study for free viral testing and help Canadians by contributing to scientific research.Alberta is utilizing community pharmacies which are p...

Not sure if these study sites are close to you at all. You get a rapid swab for covid, adenovirus, influenza A and B and RSV. You can also opt to have the PCR done. Just found out kiddo's illness over the holidays was entero/rhinovirus. preparedcanada.org/locations/al...

Someone watched too much Bugs Bunny. 😂

sensual Alf with fireworks

Happy New Year, Bluesky.

Alina & Gina in front of Xmas tree fire

The annual NYE burning of the Xmas trees in South Philly

the correct way to end the year, especially this year, is the ritual burning of xmas trees in the street in south philly. every time one finished burning, the crowd gleefully chanted, “ONE MORE TREE! ONE MORE TREE!” until, as if summoned, someone else came , parting the crowd & dragging another tree

A pig made from a lemon for good luck this new year's eve

New year's festivities have begun. Lemon pig has arrived.

Turkey platter filled with home made perogies and pelmeni served with melted butter, chives, bacon and caramelized onions. A few fried and boiled dough bits for good measure and so not to waste a scrap.

A little Ukrainian fest for dinner tonight. Fresh made perogies, sausage and pelmeni. Served with butter, bacon, chives and onions. Also some fried and boiled dough bits so we don't waste a scrap 🍽️🍜

'Tis the season for some festive science songs.

If you've ever wanted to hear someone sing about a dimunitive tyranosaur then now is your chance