Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive

One of these days I’m gonna poop myself when I’m on a run. It’s gonna happen…but not today sir. Not today!

I think you need to find a new job.

Hot take - I believe that people who believe in Tarot Cards, astrology, or anything with a “magical” vibe to it are stupid and need to live in the real world.

Now if you excuse me,
I’m gonna go heal my inner child with some crystals I purchased off of eBay.

I was afraid of this!
Thanks anyway :)

Watching Dreamgirls for the first time. Eddie Murphy is so so good in this.

Uhh where can I purchase this shirt?

Deleted Twitter so…..bluesky better pick up some steam.

Will say though - 3 min is too short of a time to make someone decide if they are going to chop off their leg. If Jigsaw gave me 15 min, that’s doable. The first 7 min, I’ll just be constantly screaming which is perfect because than I can use the last 8min to still not chop my leg off.

Just got out of Saw X: Jigsaw Takes Mexico. Fun film.

Going on a walk when a little stoned is pretty great.

The Yellowjackets theme goes so hard.

Also I Watched Blade 2 this week. I don’t know if there’s been another human being on this planet that can drop an F bomb like Snipes can. His line “You obviously do not know who you are *fucking* with!” gets me so amped.

As an ex performer, I still find it really hard to not just observe people when I’m at a public place. I promise I’m not staring at you for any weird reason, I just want to know how you interact with people, your objective in life, and how I might be able to utilize it in the future.

Wait,
Your mom makes Jeffery Dean Morgan fancams?

Let me tell you - having your mom give you this little update is a trip.

I just learned that my 89 year old grandpa is getting circumcised this weekend. Never give up on your dreams.

There are FOUR “Expendables” movies? Wow, the devil works hard.

I’m coming in Barbara cosplay. Get ready.

Blue skys smiling at me, nothing but blue skys do I see.