Tweet Coffee Lovers and Fans @tony.... 4d ..• Just listened to a full episode of Red Scare for the first time. Holy crap those girls are mean cyberbud @num1_cyberbud • 3d theyre great. like a high iq paris-and-nicole duo, using their girl boners to navigate politics, and somehow managing to derive actual insight from it Coffee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktruther Replying to @num1 cyberbud You sound like a pervert who belongs in Hell 10:48 AM • 2/1/23

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

i involuntarily ohhhhhhhhhed out loud. how wonderful

i love her

A very tiny bright orange baby salamander. It is extraordinarily cute, lying happily on moss.

We saw our first little red eft of the year today. If you see one please do not pick it up! Their skin is highly porous and the salt, oils, lotion, sunblock, bug spray, etc. from your hands can make them sick. Use a leaf to move them if they must be relocated for their safety. ❤️

not to mental illness post but. sometimes i think that noone's efforts to dehumanise you could survive if they knew your innermost thoughts. and then i remember my dad used to read my diary

Birds of a feather get inked together! 🪶🤍

Raychel and Alivia have a lot in common with Makana and Alika, our pair of non-releasable Laysan albatrosses. 👯‍♀️ In their first week working together, the two aviculturists decided to get matching tattoos of the magnificent birds they care for.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

That fucking dracula better gett out if the way and let me sidle on up cozy to Mr columbo's daddy ass

i had a dream last night that featured an advert for a scented face mask for dogs; the scene was a car all packed for a road trip, dogs masked up in the back seat, and the woman driving says in that jolly British advert voice, "now i can smoke that stinking hashish!"

I fully endorse the use of GENDER DRUGS.

can this be a solution?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

No. No personal essays from non-diabetic people about ozempic giving you a future. You do not need a platform to talk about how good you are for doing exactly what society wants you to.

Mejiro nestled in pink plum blossoms, wondering when her prince will come.

Mejiro having some quality upside down time at the edge of a pink blossoming branch.

Mejiro on a cascadiing pink branch, turning away, unable to look at your news feed.

Mejiro on pink blossoming branch is very unimpressed with you. Whatever you did you should apologize.

mejiro with plums

went to a punk gig last night, missed the first band. afterwards a stranger said "just wanted to say you looked sick up there on the kit". i smiled, went over to my pals and asked "was the drummer of the first band a fat girl with glasses" & wouldnt u know 🤓

Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"

i said i didnt want to meet because i did not feel a spark and he called me a lemon 🍋

brown & white tabby with long white whiskers stands on my bed next to me, i am scratching behind his ears and his face looks deceptively wise. my tig ol bitties are like mostly visible at the bottom of the frame ok

he knew i was sad

Ozempic seems like a great drug if you want to look like the Pale Man from PAN'S LABYRINTH

guy on dating app mentioned within a couple of messages that he was "sick of being stabbed in the back" like that bodes soooooo well let's get coffee king

just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass

three days later, bitdizzy, a *non-white* trans woman, is #13 most blocked user. not a single one of my harassers is here. because of the same thing.

you all hate trans women so fucking much.

i make one comment about a cis NYT journalist, not even tagging them or engaging directly. #7 most blocked user in 24 hours.

i get harassment, death threats, and revenge porn. i come forward about it all. every offenders is generally unaffected, not even top 20 most blocked.

yet i'm the aggressor.

As an even modestly online person, much less a journalist whose entire career at this point occurs online, there is no plausibility to claiming you "didn't know what would happen" when you derisively put a trans woman without social capital or resources on blast.

kids these days would rather ask an A I than consult a gay guy