"That beard has got to go"

Bus Painting: Huckeridge Hill #WindowsOnWednesday

Thought at first this was some exotic wall hanging

Surely this is someone doing a character

An atmoshperic painting of Logan's Rock at night. A smoo rock formation overlooks a calm bay, eith the moonlit sea as still as a millpond. 'Logan's Rock, Cornwall' by Laura Knight, (1916)

Tonight's goodnight image is 'Logan's Rock, Cornwall', Laura Knight, oil on canvas, 1916. Sleep tight.

My fave moment, once I'd got over seeing goldfinches on the streets of Govanhill, and a sparrowhawk eating a pigeon in the back court, was when a flock of waxwings arrived -- only time I've ever seen them.

Blimey, never knew those species existed in Glasgow

Well I always assumed so. Does this mean you were really pretending to be Donald Trump from the future?

Delighted to learn that my eBay delivery has just arrived at... about three hours from now

More a wiener, right

And whatever happened to romp-coms

I miss romps

Painting of blue bells with an orange and white butterfly against a gold background

The first bluebells, by Liza Adamczewski (aka the Accidental Ecologist), artist who creates work inspired by and celebrating local wildlife #WomensArt

"Say scientists," they add suspiciously. Can't take their word for it, not when we have Barry from Essex on the line who drives an SUV and knows different. This used to be the language of the tabloids

TOO SOON!!! Oh no wait it's fine

LOL (and true)

"Two wins for me: I like a man with good upper body strength, and (b) my conditioner bloody rocks"

Maybe it's to stop you microwaving an excessively chilled pint?

Our magnificent British "le fair play" does force me to admit that we apparently butter parsnips... To be serious maybe they have just continued on this erroneous path?

I mean can these foreign types match our "pigs in blankets"? Our "toad in the hole"? Bah!
They probably don't even have a word for "bah". Let alone "pshaw"

disappointing

a simile is just a metaphor that doesn’t trust you to know it’s a metaphor

Same

"It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to what my old Mum used to say"
"What did she say?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen"
(Thank you Douglas Adams)

Interesting, didn't know this... is there a word for it?

Much as I value the cycling content, I for one am very much up for "very old house" stuff as well. Just FYI :)

Well you did say dad puns. WYSIWYG

I mean I'm an atheist but yes, that's blasphemy right there and even I am offended by it

It's coming to us... if we go along with it