"hands off my cock"
-falco lombardi

still cant believe the philadelphia 76ers have a guy named "bj edge cum"

dear ben "tim" onion
i have an acting background i wpuld be great at playing a character for your entertainment company i can even do accents

hell yeah

the snack aisle the way theyre fuckin me in the ass with these prices. $7 for a bag of chips? no thanks

they do its called the uhhh. hold on let me think of a joke

my barber doesnt want to see me anymore because he said he feels like im just using him for haircuts

tryna get chudded out and slutted out at the boston marathon whos with me

morshujak

average small business owner:

been chewing on a lamb rib for 15 minutes

best part about eating meat is picking the bones clean. really makes me feel like the noble hyena. or the majestic vulture

what if it was called girlic bread and it was for women #feminism

saying this to random strangers in lisbon

buonasera mi munequita. voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

what no humanities education does to a mf

new clash of clans gameplay is 🔥🔥🔥

3

ugh ive been putting off learning cuneiform i hope that doesnt happen

from skibi toilet

not if you are pure of heart

come to rhode island

20,983,310

i got the number 1 high score on the riverboat gambler pinball machine at the pinball museum

me and who

in terms of "number of sports played professionally" lebron doesnt even match tim tebow. and im supposed to believe this guy is better than MJ?

if luke skywalker was invented today he would be called luke moidmogger

repeal the missouri compromise of 1820

clash of clans (the mobile game from 2015) official twitter account posting foot fetish content "Live like a Queen. The Foot Tribute Bundle is now live. Cast in perfect detail, bare and unapologetically regal. A decadent indulgence for the truly refined. Judgment fades, elegance lingers. The Shop awaits your most cultured decision."

what the hell ???

welcome back hunter

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