POTUS is posting NatSec details on social media, but as a young Airman, if I'd called my mom to tell her I was deploying I would've lost my job.

I asked my toaster oven to change the oil in my car and it said purple because aliens don't wear hats.

"But if this very specific and totally imaginary scenario miraculously happens, then we're back to square one! Please take me seriously!"

I've said it before: they WANT it to get as bad as possible in order to galvanize voters for Dems in the midterms and 2028.

Notably, their agreement doesn't seem to prevent her from shoving HIM out of one...

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

"I don't want to do this, but you made me." - every abuser, ever.

We fucking told you so.

Screenshot of a tweet by Rep. Ted Lieu stating that U.S. military law prohibits war crimes, including strikes on civilian infrastructure that cause disproportionate harm. The tweet warns that service members must disobey illegal orders and could face prosecution by a future administration if they commit war crimes.

Rep. Ted Lieu isn't backing down.

Absolutely would've faked a Comms issue to get out of that call

The President is using his faux Christianity to extort another country by threatening war crimes.

Asked for comment, Dem leaders slipped a strongly worded Post-It Note under the door, turned off the lights & pretended no one was home, though their shoes were clearly visible under the curtains.

There's a non-zero chance this smug, lying asshat unknowingly ate something wholly disgusting in his meal that might.

I want to thank our Allies for telling Trump to go fuck himself over the Iran war.

You have to punch a bully in the face.

Four people are now the furthest humans from Donald Trump.

Lucky bastards.

Sure would be a shame if they started with student debt processors...

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

It'll be a pay toilet off the Jersey turnpike, if he's lucky.

A poster with a gradient background of blue, white, and pink, displaying the text: "Celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility" and "March 31, 2026."

Trans rights are human rights.

This Transgender Day of Visibility, we honor the resilience of transgender and nonbinary Americans and celebrate their incredible courage.

Even better: join the ICC and let him and his enablers rot in the Hague for the rest of their miserable lives while we tear down anything with his name or image on it.

Creepy ghoul and walking example of white men failing upward, who made hundreds of millions of dollars defrauding Medicare, Medicaid and other gov programs, wants you to know he feels your financial pain, but it's good for you really, because of a hypothetical he just made up.

The wannabe mobster has the nuke codes. We're so cooked.

30 Seconds to Mars Volta

The Constitution would beg to differ. Ya know, that hallowed document forming the basis for our entire system of government? The one the GOP waves around like a used Denny's napkin but conveniently forgets what it actually says after getting the first 3 words of the preamble tattooed on their ass?

Every GOP Congress member should be shown this clip while being asked how they can continue to support him. The press. Their mother. The wait staff at the restaurant. The DJ at their kids' wedding. Random passers-by. During the safety briefing on the next Delta flight. Harangue them off the planet.

Everything about the Trump regime is so infuriating and so petty. The moon isn't ours to give up. It's not an industrial goal or a spoil of war or a trophy to covet. It's a world to explore, to understand, to better help us learn about our place in the cosmos.

Fork found in kitchen

Homan doing his best impression of a perineum, that lump of flesh between an asshole and c*nt

Stephen Miller realizing Bondi is actively throwing him under abus

God help me, I have a trip coming up and if one of these ass hats so much as looks at my wife sideways I'm going to prison.

It might be slightly more believable if Christie hadn't spent the better part of the last decade firmly lodged face-first between Trump's butt cheeks.