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Posts by Nikki (Useless Sea Facts)

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2 months ago 25 10 1 1

Childism #384747

Eldest: all my screen names have 999 at the end. Because of Juice Wrld. It was the opposite of 666, it was supposed to turn bad things good.

Youngest: yeah well, it didn't work out so good for him

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

What a tone deaf thing to post after you fired the people who earned this for you.

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

I don't have the heart to do sea facts right now, even though I know this is the time when sea facts are for.

Maybe soon I'll get back to it. I'm still here. That's the best I can offer right now.

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

Why did you lay off all the people doing the work that made you relevant?

5 months ago 5 0 0 0

Hooray!

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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When the blueberry kicks in

8 months ago 2 0 0 0
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8 months ago 1 0 0 0

How are we firing off fireworks today

How

9 months ago 0 0 0 0
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9 months ago 1 0 0 0

JoJoism installment #4747

Michael: Where do you think is the best place to get seafood?
JoJo: The ocean.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Stop. Zimmer time.

This is the Violas before. After would've been a wreck.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Today's Useless Sea Fact: The Wahoo is native to the Gulf of Mexico and would really like to know what Republicans are saying about Elon Musk now, but has carefully curated a wall of liberal revolutionaries and is afraid to step out of that social media bubble to find out.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

“Trumps says” is a cottage industry of reporting. It’s not very informative.

How about “Despite lacking unilateral legal power to do so, Trump says Harvard….”

11 months ago 1950 403 70 21
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@rodkessler.bsky.social rocking mine at Copper Dog Books

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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Eva is unimpressed but we signed a birth certificate and a judge banged a gavel and kablam, officially no longer a foster parent.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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Salvaged all the art I could from the house. This is it. My child announced they smell. I guess I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.

She's in her room, screaming intermittently, wiping down the photos I took from her walls. I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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No Sea facts today, just a bird matching the fit.

1 year ago 7 0 0 0
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Today's Useless Sea Fact:

The Blueline Tilefish is native to the Gulf of Mexico and says preventing journalists from entering press rooms as punishment is authoritarianism.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

1 year ago 9110 2127 52 60

You were missed!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Today in sentences I never thought I'd write: I played Star Wars at the Museum of Science in Boston today.

Much love to the Firebird Pops and to the MOS for inviting us.

1 year ago 4 0 2 0

reminder that the Catholic church loved the Nazis and helped many of the escape after the war

1 year ago 114 30 9 1
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Today's Useless Sea Fact:

The Squat Lobster is descended from people who escaped the Pogroms in Poland and so recognizes what the words "detention center" really mean.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Please mark doctored images as doctored. It's hard enough digging through the schlock to find the real stuff.

1 year ago 20 0 0 0
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Today's Useless Sea Fact:

The Atolla Jellyfish thinks it's totally OK to cut people from your life who want to erase your existence.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

@pamhemphill53.bsky.social

Just heard your story. I'm stopping by to say thank you. Also, can you please give us the name of your therapist.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Not a fish fact, just something I'm proud of.

Cast Exposition is starting a new campaign tomorrow. We meet up once a week to play #dungeonsanddragons. It's my little slice of sunshine right now. It can be yours, too, if you catch us on Twitch or watch the replay on YouTube.

Art by FoolsCourt

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Today's Bonus Useless Sea Fact:

The Gray Triggerfish is also indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico and would like to commend the bravery of all men for coming out as trans.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Today's Useless Sea Fact:

The Southern Stingray is indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone who wishes to deny or alter this Actual Fact™ is a piece of shit.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0