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Posts by Nikki (Useless Sea Facts)
Childism #384747
Eldest: all my screen names have 999 at the end. Because of Juice Wrld. It was the opposite of 666, it was supposed to turn bad things good.
Youngest: yeah well, it didn't work out so good for him
What a tone deaf thing to post after you fired the people who earned this for you.
I don't have the heart to do sea facts right now, even though I know this is the time when sea facts are for.
Maybe soon I'll get back to it. I'm still here. That's the best I can offer right now.
Why did you lay off all the people doing the work that made you relevant?
Hooray!
When the blueberry kicks in
How are we firing off fireworks today
How
JoJoism installment #4747
Michael: Where do you think is the best place to get seafood?
JoJo: The ocean.
Stop. Zimmer time.
This is the Violas before. After would've been a wreck.
Today's Useless Sea Fact: The Wahoo is native to the Gulf of Mexico and would really like to know what Republicans are saying about Elon Musk now, but has carefully curated a wall of liberal revolutionaries and is afraid to step out of that social media bubble to find out.
“Trumps says” is a cottage industry of reporting. It’s not very informative.
How about “Despite lacking unilateral legal power to do so, Trump says Harvard….”
@rodkessler.bsky.social rocking mine at Copper Dog Books
Eva is unimpressed but we signed a birth certificate and a judge banged a gavel and kablam, officially no longer a foster parent.
Salvaged all the art I could from the house. This is it. My child announced they smell. I guess I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
She's in her room, screaming intermittently, wiping down the photos I took from her walls. I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
No Sea facts today, just a bird matching the fit.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Blueline Tilefish is native to the Gulf of Mexico and says preventing journalists from entering press rooms as punishment is authoritarianism.
Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
You were missed!
Today in sentences I never thought I'd write: I played Star Wars at the Museum of Science in Boston today.
Much love to the Firebird Pops and to the MOS for inviting us.
reminder that the Catholic church loved the Nazis and helped many of the escape after the war
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Squat Lobster is descended from people who escaped the Pogroms in Poland and so recognizes what the words "detention center" really mean.
Please mark doctored images as doctored. It's hard enough digging through the schlock to find the real stuff.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Atolla Jellyfish thinks it's totally OK to cut people from your life who want to erase your existence.
@pamhemphill53.bsky.social
Just heard your story. I'm stopping by to say thank you. Also, can you please give us the name of your therapist.
Not a fish fact, just something I'm proud of.
Cast Exposition is starting a new campaign tomorrow. We meet up once a week to play #dungeonsanddragons. It's my little slice of sunshine right now. It can be yours, too, if you catch us on Twitch or watch the replay on YouTube.
Art by FoolsCourt
Today's Bonus Useless Sea Fact:
The Gray Triggerfish is also indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico and would like to commend the bravery of all men for coming out as trans.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Southern Stingray is indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone who wishes to deny or alter this Actual Fact™ is a piece of shit.