Filed my tax return. It is much easier when you're poor.

When the angry, misguided, and lost brainfarts who have lost all conscious reasoning ability, from being brainwashed on a copious diet of proven horseshit conspiracies, call you a sheeple..
They don't see the irony.

So, before the Lyrids meteor shower peaks this week and wipes us out, I just want to say that you've all been great.

Anyway, enjoy the show.

Regina husky goes viral after solo trip to daycare YouTube video by CTV News

I saw the viral video of this pup showing up by herself at daycare but I didn't know it happened in Regina.

🤭🐕

youtu.be/VSmEtnYP7CI?...

a group of people are standing in a field with their bodies glowing in the sun . Alt: Star Trek crew teleporting on their way to get waffles.

Anyone else got the munchies?

"Take medication with Cookies"

It says Food, but I know what they mean.

Conservatives are blaming high food costs on gas prices, in spite of StatsCan explicitly saying that the prices rose because of growing conditions in producer countries. #QP

Old twisted exposed and weathered tree roots anchor a tree to solid rock.

Keep going until we can't.
#Photography

one day my children will bring my posts before a judge as the reason they are questioning my competence

Plan B.. actually try to come up with a plan.

Blurry picture where the only thing in focus is a small sign in the upper left corner that reads "FOCUS"

Try to..

Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile.

I feel pretty good this morning 😃

Wait, this can't be right, it's Monday. 🤔

Slapping a 'fragile: handle with care' label on my forehead today and hoping for the best.

One time when I was a kid, I threatened to run away.
My mom helped me pack up some food for my journey.

I'm not sure what the lesson was, but I didn't go.

id love to relax but my brain
just keeps opening more tabs

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

One time, as a teenager, I drew a gravestone on my wall and laid down in front of it, told my mom I was staying there until I died. I lasted about 20 minutes.

I hope my new therapist thinks I'm funny, which is the most important thing in therapy

Never mind common sense, can we bring back self awareness?

We're all tired, it's not a contest.

*hearing kids screaming in horror in the distance* ahh, they grow up so fast

Glasses should come with a second pair so you can see well enough to clean the glasses you need to wear.

I’m an earth scientist. I used my skills to develop oil and gas in Alberta and around the world.

This. Is. Gross.

Paying homage to a single industry and praying to the almighty dollar is not teaching kids about values.

IT’S PROPAGANDA. Full stop.

Being pressured by the local youths to eat a bug.

You rang, therefore I ignored. My recorded message for missed calls.

I shouldn't have to verify I'm human. They should have to prove I'm not.

Small town boutiques have me asking Am I the kind of person that can wear a fashion hat?

My superpower is answering a reply then realising what it actually meant ten minutes later.

I'm at the point in my life where starting a sentence with "I'll never forget..." is just a bald-faced lie