if I have to hear about another “Chelsea European Trophy” because they win the Conference League again, I’m starting several small but notable fires in undisclosed places

are we bottling the league? Yes
have we played like shit of late? Sure
am I prepared for another season of this fuckery? not immensely

but at least my club didn’t pay £75m for Wesley Fofana LMAO

Charity Bowl Drop #2: more folks on here know me for ranting about Arsenal than anything college football-related. So this donation reflects the two separate times this season that Sp*rs got slapped up 4-1 ($41x2), with an additional 18¢ to remind them they’re getting relegated.

going from Artetaball to Stanley Cup Playoff hockey is like going from LaCroix to a original recipe FourLoko

GET FUCKED AGAIN OTTAWA

called offsides and then gave us a penalty shot instead of a power play, on to 2OT

or get fucked me too

GET FUCKED OTTAWA

the first #CharityBowl drop of the year is $40.21 in recognition of the time that a depleted, hurt, head coach-less Florida season ended with Jadan Baugh turning the Noles out for 266 yards and 2 TDs to end their season without a bowl game gift bag @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

that or there is a light, but it’s the light of a fourth successive freight train

an accurate reflection of the choice to sub Eze instead of Ø, tbh

“What Do You See Through the Crystal Ball?” I mean pain anguish and missed chances, mostly

the good news is the bathroom walls at Franklin Hall are re-finished wood, so the right hook the wall caught didn’t hurt either me or the edifice

(nearly lethal dose of copium straight to the brain)

at least Sp*rs getting relegated is an odds-on favorite at this point

someone to my right just said “And hey, it’s not over yet.” suddenly I’m only the second most therapy-needing person in this room

we’ve talked about this, I need you to stop looking at my draft posts, it’s a fourth amendment search and seizure violation

I mean I still think we should start a fire (we’re burning him at the stake)

Arteta can take his lightbulbs and fires and stick figures and GTFOH

I bet he smells like ammonia anyway

nah I’ve been a Gooner for 12 years at this point and this crosses every I and dots every T

the bottle draws the eye

call this match Instagram the way I don’t like posts

no matter what happens in the next half hour, in about 45 minutes you will be able to find me projectile vomiting in the least crowded U Street alley I can find

what’s the point of VAR if the smooth brains in the booth don’t review that Khusanov challenge

Feel like Arsenal need to find another gear in the second half. Man City seem to be giving 115% out there.

To learn more about their squad's strength, Google "Man City 115".

definitely absolutely certainly not me, how dare you accuse me of that, entirely unrelated I world like to speak to my attorney

it’d be an excellent time for the atoms to perfectly align between the ball and guehi’s chest, tbh

thank you Marius 🫡

this all has to be for something. there has to be a purpose for all of this. it has to be this year.