husband had a piano recital today :)

house of leaves ig i never finished it

at this point it seems like shorthand for “worthy of my pity”

followers getting too comfortable

went to the AA meeting and no one knew you (they all respect the anonymity of their fellow members)

like the song lyric ?

“why she got a bulge doh”

Chicago piss tunnel Jackson transfer

First Pope who can smell this picture

the pokémon popplio

pope leo? yeah i know him

yah i gasped lol

not sure what your career is but the two that came to mind are therapist and hairdresser (the two wisest people in my life)

music school was wasted on 18 year old Devin. let me go back. i could do it right this time

“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:

birthday twin

We have to lez out or die.

today is my 30th birthday, thank you! :)

our brightest scientists are developing a boymoder linen kaftan

dr. garlic and allison oil

our first john paul pope

the poly tourism board won’t like this one

the post i was replying to, for context

no i got blocked for this 😭i love this account rip

explaining russian tortoise to an american: imagine a burger

truck nuts should be illegal. how the fuck i supposed to explain that to my child

beautiful ham

Why did the Estate approve SpaceX using Iain’s ship names for their drone ships? We didn’t.

there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information

iainbanks.co.uk

chevy's tex-mex restaurant used to give you a free sombrero on your birthday

love goldblum but the people grow weary of his whole shtick, i fear

not pictured: Sam’s mom not being convinced by any of this

fell for the oldest trick in the book (explaining puberty blockers and bone density to Sam’s mom on the phone)