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“What”

“…The salads, Deadpool.”

“The salads.”

“I mean, good for you? Not like i can judge.”

“Wha— HEY. I’ll i’ve you know i have a loving wife!”

“……….That’s on our menu, i should clarify.”

“Hey- just a quick question. What do women really went?”

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"Woooooo hehehe wooooo! Sorry guys can't write my intro right now this ride is amazing!"

The Merc with The Mouth Drops in.

((an introduction post, i guess

c< Hello, iM KaraMa, tHe lOcal rOgue Of tiMe, My cHuMHaNdle is MegalOMeMes, i speNd My tiMe ruNNiN a taverN, aNd blacKsMitHiN, witH a dabbliNg iN revOlutiON, aNd frieNdly strifes as well, My strife specibi are tHe scytHeKiNd and revOlverKind >c

((+

ah. Right.

“Yup, heard it while a worker was on a shift and decided to give it a listen! Gotta say, you’re alot better than what i had to listen to before that.”

Uester

Who wouldn’t? Cube is too precious to die

Taking the coin and putting it away im his pocket.

“Enjoy your shake! By the way, love your music.”

and there he went.

“Alright! Great!”

Just magically pulls out a chocolate milkshake cuz fuck logic

“Here you go! Still freshly cold with real ice cream used for it!”

“Alright yeah i figured as much.”

Slumped over the counter.

“Well there’s the Jumbo Jack. a classic, Always 99¢! And uhhh…”

“You know the other cheapest is the milkshakes with 19$ for normal and chocolate, and that’s about all for the cheapest.”

“One of our options. Preferably the cheapest one maybe?”

“I mean you can play it safe and just get the Jumbo Jack, one is ALWAYS 99¢! And soda’s just 25$ so… yeah!”

Uester

Jack washed by the new economic policy and nothing else.

And the fact that there’s a FEW less Jack In The Box places open

“…….”

“Would you want one?”

“Look inflation is a punch in the gut, i know. And it makes it worse that it’s cheaper without tax.”

“God how the hell did the economic fall so hard..”

“Alright, that’ll be 100$ with tax.”

“Look i’m trying. It’s been so long i forgot how to appeal people into even considering to get from my food chain.”

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“Well hello there. Could i interest you in getting some of our milksh- oh there i go okay then.”

“Alright, that’ll be the good ol’ combo. Is that all?”

“Good choice.”

Plopping him back down. Rule 1: don’t mess with da Jack.

“And keep that cash on you, you’re not worth the time anymore.”

[ @yoshikage--kira.bsky.social ]

“Oh! Hello there, sir! Would you like to try one of our options at my establishment?”

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"Hayato."
- N/SFW rp
- #jjbarp #jojorp #mvrp
- like/repost :)

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"Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive..."

( #ocrp / #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )

"...cause you gotta survive."

Y O I N K.

“Here’s something. Did you ever see the Jack In The Box sign open whenever i’m around? Maybe burst open?”

“Don’t test your luck, squish ball. I can take that tiny stick and use it for kebab.”

“You would too if someone basically said you’re too weak to put up a fight”

“………..”

RIP. RIP.

“Wanna test that?”