spinal tap ass

it's a joke labeler that assigns everyone a manner of death lol bsky.app/profile/orac...

you got time machine accident (forgot where they parked it)

don't be ridiculous

more of a shark accident

10 OT let's go

Steve Townsend's bluesky account with labels identifying him as a piece of fucking shit

this is always an instant block

Broad strokes? I sure hope she does

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

We must carry His spirit. It is time

A green space alien with a joint in one hand and a weed leaf in the other exhales smoke with a big smile. Text above the alien says "I know why they're here..."

Who knows what day it is??

donald trump is a distraction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone should have spoken up about how donald trump would be a bad president. but nobody did. and now, we pay the price...

The Marasubathon to End Pot Use starts NOW twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

corey perry has been extrajudicially executed

ICYMI: Our first round NHL playoff predictions and writeup is out! Give it a read!

leafs too low

i was shocked to find it's probably my favourite Scorsese movie after finally watching it

yeah but they have a bus that's always full servicing it at least

you could start by apologizing and pledging to watch every movie ever made

what the heck! you never seen Rocky Horror?

thats my favourite type of restaurant

not only is Tim Curry one of the Guys of All Time, I liked this article where he reveals he did LSD for the first time on top of the Eiffel Tower amongst other cool tidbits of his life

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

i am now learning that barghest isn't just something in cyberpunk

they're going to pick Chase Reid at 6 and he's going to turn into Charlie McAvoy 2

im sure they can find someone good at 6th overall

the dog part was terrifying!