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Posts by Hack Jopkins

Time to admit that we Gen Xers are the worst generation. We raised ourselves and turned out feral. Then we got on the internet and lost our minds. Now most of us are conspiracy believing, fact-denying zealots of one kind or another. And we're just getting started.....

Sorry y'all!

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Gollum: Sméagol said not to eat the nice goatse but precious made us.

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Wasn't that guy a comic relief character in one of the recent Mad Max movies?

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Why is Andy "Nard Dog" Bernard going after Dr. Oz?

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Big time Whatever Happened to Baby Jane vibes

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And so the great muting wars begin....

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I'm the Miss Cleo of Bluesky psychics

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Jim? Lolo? Jackie? Who are you, really?

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Would make a good Ballsgang tee shirt.

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Yes. At you. And for exactly the reason that keeps you up at night.

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And the highest rates of guys with steady AI girlfriends.

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Prior to Thanksgiving dinner. You have to injure at least 10 people in the scrum at the door of the store to qualify. Read the fine print.

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He needs to target the letter carrier who keeps losing my Maxim magazines.

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He convinced his lady to bring "ombre" hair back. That deserves a green card.

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Same time the deep state goes down. It's a 2 for 1 special military tribunal special for Black Friday.

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Don't forget we also have Pam Hemphill's serial killer mom. She's our Deadpool. Kills a lot of innocent people but saves the world in the end so it's ok.

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Back then I was sniffer. The guy who determines if they are ripe for study. I was an undergrad. It was a college thing.

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RFK, Jr. "lies about" the number of women he's sexted "every year."

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It's a good comparison. Biden did great things no one noticed because he was too modest to brag about them. Same with Jackie. Modest to the core.

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I was part of the lab that demonstrated conclusively that pee is stored in the balls. Big study. Must have handled a thousand sacks.

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I'm here for educational purposes. There's just too much misinformation on the internet.

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S'not. It's stored in the gall bladder. That's why people without gall bladders almost never sneeze.

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I’m sorry but I’m lmao. Anyone who used unemployed Republican Steven Jarvis as a source should be mocked right into the shadows. 😂

BallsGang is a meme. It doesn’t exist and they think it’s a criminal org. 😂 sounds like they got balls on their minds.

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Time to launch a mindwar against the infamous Ballsgang. I suggest starting with gentle fondling, so we can gain their trust. Promise teabagging. Exclusive OnlyFans content. As soon as they are vulnerable, it's Lorena Bobbitt Time.

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Ballsgang isn't a meme. It's a way of life.

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Extra corn syrup makes it extra good. And yet still fancy.

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Jim Stewartson would talk to said black gay or female people if he could. But he is too fucking busy manning the front lines of the fight to save democracy. He leaves his screen, the front line collapses, Putin wins. Capish?

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It's because of The Juice.

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Johnny Fancyketchup

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And then a spider started spelling-out prophecies about the pig in a web and everyone freaked the fuck out.

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