it is hard to understate just how much the GOP depends on louisiana and mississippi being unfathomably racist

And happy birthday to Her Majesty Elaine May!

My favorite thing I’ve read about Elaine May is that nearly every man she worked with in her early days was semi-infuriated by her existence. A woman that funny, that hot, that smart - they hated it. Good for her.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

we all know I have no life, so:

So much of our language reflects
the common “car first” bias around our streets, & we should never forget that much of that language was the result of deliberate campaigns to specifically re-write our perspective of streets as “for cars only.” This is one of the more subtle, but important, examples.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

The only way we unfuck our country is through a puritanical anti-corruption drive. We need to rip out a vast substrate of corrupt elites and marginalize an even larger contingent of mere incompetents and cowards.

Ppl need to be terrified of the white-collar criminal laws of the United States again.

The funniest part about this to me is the kind of people each was. Lots of people should have been throwing Crowley down the stairs in my opinion but he went and pissed off the poetiest poet to ever believe in fairies.

A ergonomic shape of a lion that is meant to fit in your palm (Looks like a penis)

18th-century Chinese silver figurine depicting

-checks notes-

A lion

What do you mean? They've skipped ahead to the parts where one little, final thing goes wrong and they throw themselves to the ground and flail about until they fall to pieces. They're perfectly suited for both upper management and low level support staff.

A painting of Lucifer tempting Jesus in the desert. Lucifer is INCREDIBLY naked, dirty, and lurid, rubbing up ons Jesus' robes from behind; his hand is open in offering and is placed in front of Jesus' crotch

I just re-found this painting, which was in a kid's bible I had growing up. I used to obssess over it, and I'm pretty sure seeing Lucifer here was the first time I thought a man was attractive? Over the years I'd think "it couldn't possibly be as horny as I remember it", but I mean come ON

I would trust the drugs this man sold me

"Birdo is, as we all know, underpaid trans baristas and programmers. Always overlooked, but without them, the entire economy collapses"

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

what actually makes a community safe are better economic conditions, walkable cities, properly funded schools, a robust social safety net, even properly funded libraries! ever dollar poured into the police is a dollar that could be better used just paying people and bettering lives.

I have just learned that although Finnish and Icelandic have almost nothing in common as languages, these four words mean and sound exactly the same in both:

-Meistari (master)
-Keisari (emperor)
-Runkari (masturbator)
-Súkkulaðirúsína (chocolate raisin)

a'ight, imma head out

there's an interesting point to be made here i suppose about how david bowie was, to be frank, a less good person than it is socially acceptable to say for some reason

Every Music Documentary based outside London

Narrator: Here there is a 100% unemployment rate, the people are exceptionally ugly and the only factories are used to incinerate old disused smokestacks. How did such beautiful music come from here?

Musician: Ahderrwuznuddingtodoinnit?

Final Exam for the Class “What a Presidential Candidate Can and Cannot Survive, Apparently” Taught by Howard Dean 1. Which of these public utterances would immediately end a candidate’s presidential ambitions? A. “I want to be a dictator.” B. “If [she] weren’t my daughte...

1. Which of these public utterances would immediately end a candidate’s presidential ambitions?

A. “I want to be a dictator.”
B. “If [she] weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
C. “YEEEAAAAAWW!!!”

a 3 star review of the first Illumination Super Mario Bros. movie that reads as follows: I dressed up as funky kong to see this with coworkers and my manager was like "who the fuck are you" because I looked like a 90s weed dealer so I told her to "just wait and see" and then he never showed up in the movie

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

Ugh. HATE it when I only want to live life as a human being but my lusts conspire against me.

Its a meme featuring 2 very different wojacks the bright eyed one says (5 year old me) " ha ha this thing is so stupid it became extinct" in regards to the dodo bird the bottom wojack is dark and depressed with eyes scratched out with black and they say currently me: " you were just friendly and curious you did not deserve that"

You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

Christina Koch’s facial profile backlit by Earth in the background, through the spacecraft window

So, to sum up, a couple of days ago Christina Koch became the first woman to see Earth in its entirety, and today – right now, in fact – she is the first woman to see the Moon up close, and the first woman to see the far side. 🥹