(Sonic) I understand the friendzone. It's hard to deal with.

(everyone cheering)

(Elise) (faints)

(Scout) You killed her.

(Sonic) Elise. I have something to admit to you. I was gay before the light.

(screeching)

(Amy) Nooooooo!

(Elise) And so you must come. Come. Ignore the light. Come back to regular reality.

(Shadow) Wait, is she--?

(Elise) Where it's just... normal.

(Knuckles) No, no, no, no NO

(Everyone chants no, and screams as ... it happens)

(Elise) The power of purple, and blue, and clear. Clear is a color too. Don't forget it. Can't forget the color clear. And by the power of all the colors, and also of friendship. Return to me, Sonic! Return to all of us! We have united for you! We've united to bring you back!

(Shadow) I remember this worked well when I was trying to summon Animal Crossing for Switch.

(Elise) Bring him back. With the power of colors. All the colors of the rainbow. Red. For.. red. The color of love, and lust, and hate. All of those, all combined together.

(Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts II)

(Amy) Waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute. Are we killing ourselves or not? Alright, bye!

(Tails) Okay, let's go!

(Knuckles) Wait, Amy, no!

(Tails) That's not what I meant!

(Tails) Eggman, I didn't know you got Google glass! That's awesome!

(Knuckles) Hell yeah!

(Eggman) Alright now, Sans Undertale, go into my eyes.

(Penny) What-- OH?!

(confusion and laughter)

(Eggman) Now, here's what we're going to do--

(Scout) Since when? Since when?!

(Silver) I hate-- I mean, no! I don't hate everything! I'm actually happy!

(Omega) What kind of fucking crack is this?

plane?

(Elise) Yes.

(Silver) Yeah, we can. We can end right now. You wanna do it? You wanna go? You wanna test me? I got nothing left to live for. My best friend turned into sparkles and flew away. That's right. Let's just do it. Let's just end it all. Huh? You ready? You ready to go? You ready to leave this mortal

(Amy) I. Will fucking. End you.

(Elise) No. No, we can't end.

(Elise) I think... maybe...

(Silver) You shut up.

(Elise) The power of friendship can bring him back. If we unite as friends.

your ass kicked? That's how Sonic feels, except not as bad.

(Silver) This is... awkward. I don't know any of you guys, and you're acting all like, "Oh man, it's so sad!" and like, I want to feel sad too, but I don't know you. So like...

(Shadow) Untrue. I kicked you in the back of the head once, and it was awesome! Remember that, Silver? Remember getting

(Knuckles) Oh wait. I have hands?

(Shadow) Satan, if you're out there, I want the piece of that pie too.

(Eggman) Finally God, take me.

(Someone in the cast snickers)

(Eggman) I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic.

(Amy) Everybody sing it with me!

(Everybody starts dooting)

(Powering up noises)

(Eggman) Now, this isn't the diss that I wanted. Shit, goddamn. This is fucking ridiculous. Fucking shit.

(Shadow) Nevermind, this is a jam.

(Silver) I'll get my keytar.

(Amy) (continues dooting)

(Amy) (dooting the Pumpkin Hill theme)

(Amy) I'll never get to play.. the song I wrote for him. Maybe if I sing it now, it'll help!

(Shadow) Don't...

(Tails) No, Sonic!

(Amy) Wait.

(Shadow) Fuck yeah.

(Tails) Oh no! What happened to him Elise?

(Eggman) Sonic's finally dead.

(Amy) Woah!

(Shadow) Wait, he's dead?

(Amy) Holy shit! You killed my boyfriend?

(Eggman) Mm. You know how long I've been craving some gamer dick? Since 1907.