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Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

LAMELO REDEMPTION

YESSSSSSSS

COBY WHITE

THANK YOU CHICAGO

COBY WHITE. TIE GAME.

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

COBY
FUCKING
WHITE

Black text on white background “Happy Easter, New York!  Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear.  As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth. Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day.  Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.”

Israel admits photshopping image of slain Lebanese journalist After posting an image of al-Manar’s Ali Shuaib in Hezbollah uniform, the army admitted to falsifying the photo because ’there isn’t really a picture of it’.

After posting an image of Lebanese journalist Ali Shuaib in Hezbollah uniform, the army admitted to falsifying the photo because 'there isn't really a picture of it'

Virginia: early voting for the redistricting amendment is happening now through April 18.

Protect your voting power and help level the playing field ahead of the midterm elections by voting YES today or on Election Day, April 21.

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

“I am political,” Ms. Rachel told me of her new effort to free kids from ICE detention.

“It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love … and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border. Mr. Rogers was very political.”

I swear I look up to this woman even more than my 2 year old does 😭

Doesn't the Golden Age feel good

De Niro: It doesn’t matter if you’re a Democrat, a Republican, or an Independent—no one, no one voted for new wars. No one voted for higher prices at the pump. No one voted for higher prices in grocery stores, and no one voted for government-masked thugs shooting down our citizens in the streets.

I'M TAKING YOU AT YOUR WORD

Holy shit. Holy shit man.

Illinois has same-day voter registration!

Make sure you show up at YOUR assigned polling place with 2 forms of ID!

STOP TRYING TO FIX THE THINGS HE IS BREAKING LIKE THIS. THE ONLY WAY GAS IS COMING DOWN IS TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS. GO FIND A COMMS GUY TO EXPLAIN HOW VOTERS THINK.

when i went in to record for KPop Demon Hunters, i remember thinking "wow this looks great, i just hope that people watch it" because you never know if anything you work on will get eyes on it these days, so to see how far it's come brings me a lot of pride and joy. we're going up, up, up, baby

Apparently this was deleted because it was a literal dream.

Crazy lol

Listen we give WWE enough shit (rightfully so) for a lot of things but this one ain’t it.

She went to an event where she could’ve got hurt, didn’t tell her employer and then expected to be copacetic?

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

NEWS: Democrat Shawn Harris has forced a runoff in the special election for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s deep-red Georgia seat (Trump +37).

With ~70% in, Harris leads with 38.3% to Trump-endorsed Republican Clay Fuller’s 34.5%.

Runoff set for April 7. A major warning sign for MAGA.

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Come on

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

I’ve spent years, decades, obsessing over the Bush Administration’s Iraq WMD lies, writing about them, debunking them.

I can think of no lie about Iraq WMDs told by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al that comes even close to the enormity and absurdity of this lie from Donald Trump.