Who remembers places It is a picture of Brian and a place

final fantussy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Doom The Dark Ages is a phenomenal game

imagine if i happened to be a trillionaire and bought twitter and 80% of the stuff on the site was just about big pants. you couldn't escape it. just an endless deluge of big pants propaganda

Just found a ham sandwich tied to a piece of string leading into the woods. Probably fine.

italians livid that Prego perfected spaghetti sauce at a bottom of the barrel price

My name is Reginald P. Linux. And ever since my wife died, I've been very depressed. This is why I've been searching for the house of my dreams.

[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable

The northern cardinal is the coca cola of birds. Ubiquitous but never out of style

Tucker, Son of Carl

I Got Slammed In The Back of a Dragula. Here's What It Taught Me About Optimizing My Workflow For Success In Today's Changing Market:

Where it’s at? I got Anne Green Gables and a microphone

TEARSCAPE LAUNCH TRAILER

OUT NOW ON STEAM

Your outdated pop music references are killing me softly

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

We hired the manager of The Lying Store and Mr. Steal Your Money to push our new technology and people are still skeptical?

valentine's day is always a hard time for me because of the massacre

america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode

If i was garfield i would claw the absolute shit out of that beta bitch john arbuckle

when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words

The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”

Happy Birthday!

Friend: *sharing deeply vulnerable details about their life*

Me: *waiting to talk about which actresses I think wear wigs*

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

No matter where you're from, no matter what your religion calls it, I hope you have a merry Christmas ❤️