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MC Moon C

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The ultimate power

5 days ago 1178 580 15 4
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Pretend it's October sorry

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The story... Is true

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He really isn't even that claviculous

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The story was true

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the morgan freeman True… image but with moon child there

the morgan freeman True… image but with moon child there

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moon child (amiga) and hoi

moon child (amiga) and hoi

The Story: Is True.

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Moon Ghost

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Regular Moon

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😢😢😢

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Hotels on the moon

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Moonchild adventure 2

Moonchild adventure 2

STORY SELECT:

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Fake wikipedia page:
The Strong Inverse Bechdel test is an arcane technique invented by the warlock Coltan Azur in 1759 NA, originally designed as a method of retrieving forbidden knowledge which would otherwise be inaccessible to baseline sapients. Where the original Bechdel test functioned as a measure of the representation of women in fictional settings by asking whether a work features two women having a conversation about something other than a man, the Strong Inverse test involves two non-fictional women, inserted into a specially-constructed Textual Actual World (TAW) by means of a standard fictional rocketship, talking about everything in the universe. This discursive material can then be sifted for forbidden knowledge using a Kreminski-type inductive story sifter in π’ͺ(nlog n) time.

Azur conducted the first run of the Inverse Test in 1761 NA, employing their wives Arabella Dust-Kirby and Finally, Finally, The Last Words Are Inaudible, Though Try As You Might To Hear Them, And For The Remainder Of Your Days With Each Rememberance Distort The Unreliable Record Of Memory Until Finally, Finally, You Yourself On Your Deathbed Achieve A False But Comforting Understanding In The Moment You Need It Most as the actants, and using a modified copy of William T. Vollmann’s You Bright and Risen Angels as the substrate. Although initially successful, Azur was unprepared for the sheer volume of forbidden knowledge, much of it deeply unflattering, and suffered a cerebral haemorrhage as a result; they subsequently died in 1767 NA of unrelated causes, and their wives remain trapped in the TAW. The substrate is held in the permanent collection of the Artemis Institute

In recent years, the use of the Strong Inverse test has gained notariety as a form of torture, particularly by Formerican intelligence services, who have reportedly used the Strong Inverse test both as part of a polygraph or neuropolygraph, and as a method of sensory overload.

Fake wikipedia page: The Strong Inverse Bechdel test is an arcane technique invented by the warlock Coltan Azur in 1759 NA, originally designed as a method of retrieving forbidden knowledge which would otherwise be inaccessible to baseline sapients. Where the original Bechdel test functioned as a measure of the representation of women in fictional settings by asking whether a work features two women having a conversation about something other than a man, the Strong Inverse test involves two non-fictional women, inserted into a specially-constructed Textual Actual World (TAW) by means of a standard fictional rocketship, talking about everything in the universe. This discursive material can then be sifted for forbidden knowledge using a Kreminski-type inductive story sifter in π’ͺ(nlog n) time. Azur conducted the first run of the Inverse Test in 1761 NA, employing their wives Arabella Dust-Kirby and Finally, Finally, The Last Words Are Inaudible, Though Try As You Might To Hear Them, And For The Remainder Of Your Days With Each Rememberance Distort The Unreliable Record Of Memory Until Finally, Finally, You Yourself On Your Deathbed Achieve A False But Comforting Understanding In The Moment You Need It Most as the actants, and using a modified copy of William T. Vollmann’s You Bright and Risen Angels as the substrate. Although initially successful, Azur was unprepared for the sheer volume of forbidden knowledge, much of it deeply unflattering, and suffered a cerebral haemorrhage as a result; they subsequently died in 1767 NA of unrelated causes, and their wives remain trapped in the TAW. The substrate is held in the permanent collection of the Artemis Institute In recent years, the use of the Strong Inverse test has gained notariety as a form of torture, particularly by Formerican intelligence services, who have reportedly used the Strong Inverse test both as part of a polygraph or neuropolygraph, and as a method of sensory overload.

never knew this!

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Final Fantasy VI one would hope

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You remind me of the Child

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Mario and Luigi face off against President Koopa, designed to look like the Mario & Luigi series, based off their Manga Adaption of the Live Action movie adaption appearances.

Mario and Luigi face off against President Koopa, designed to look like the Mario & Luigi series, based off their Manga Adaption of the Live Action movie adaption appearances.

Mario & Luigi inspired Super Mario Bros Movie: The Manga pixel art.

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What if Friend Inside Me was real the whole time but instead of it resulting in Woody being the Ch 5 secret boss, it results in it being Moon Child (you have the power to be his friend)

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It's the beginning of a new and excitingly different story

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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

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it's simple. theres gleep and gloop from the herculoids. bleep from josie and the pussycats, squeep the grungee from jetsons the movie, the song "gleep glorp" from "rockin with judy jetson" gleep/squeep/bleep unrelated to eugene the jeep from the all new popeye hour. and that's what hanna barbera is

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Diagram illustrating the theoretically necessary Prime Daysource which illuminates the bright side of the Sun

Diagram illustrating the theoretically necessary Prime Daysource which illuminates the bright side of the Sun

The β€œlight side of the Moon” is because (we’re told) the Sun. Half = light. That’s why we see it. Same with Earth (day = half of Earth seeable).

But, we can see one side of the Sun too. You catching on?

...Yup. What is the light side of the Sun because of?πŸ€”

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Stop rating the Mario movie it's not supposed to be good or not

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Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden
[a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"]
Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money"
[a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KΓ–PAS FΓ–R PENGAR"]
Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KΓ–PAS FΓ–R PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

2 weeks ago 5954 1911 47 57

tomorrow youre going to see a lot of people saying to ignore the critics and enjoy the Mr. Super Mario Galaxy Movie if you like it, just remember that unfortunately these are rascals trying to trick you for April Fool's and you have to listen to the critics and acknowledge it's bad :(

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a bit of text from a sega financial report that says the super game is coming out in march 2026

a bit of text from a sega financial report that says the super game is coming out in march 2026

a couple of tweets talking about how the sega super game is real and cool and strong and costs almost a billion dollars and will be better than "normal games" and will come out in march 2026

a couple of tweets talking about how the sega super game is real and cool and strong and costs almost a billion dollars and will be better than "normal games" and will come out in march 2026

the "super game" is real its coming out theres still a couple dozen hours left theyre just probably doing the finishing touches on the box art and whatnot. i bet ecco's in there. you'll all be sorry come april 1st when they give me a special ingame skin for my unwavering belief in the super game

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Hairy Heart is excited to be entering the publishing scene with the irrefutable, belligerent, and downright perverted Anthology of the Killer.

We're bringing thecatamites' award-winning cult classic murderfest to Nintendo Switch and PS5 in the very near future.

πŸ”ͺπŸ˜±πŸ–€πŸ˜±πŸ”ͺ

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official artwork of the pokemon stunky

official artwork of the pokemon stunky

i love this thing

3 weeks ago 15 2 1 0

full version, the vocal samples from the original were getting too big for the SNES memory restrictions so i had to improvise lol

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