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how is this literally happening in real life

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

Nationals throw their first shutout of 2026 in the weirdest way imaginable It took three arms, including a waiver claim and a starter by trade to complete the shutout, but the Nationals made it happen Sunday.

They used a reliever as a starter and two starters in relief.

They acquired the trio via waivers, free agency and the 12th round of the MLB draft.

They have used 20 arms so far. It’s April 19.

Welcome new era Nats, one shutout in:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Why April 21 Is a Non-School Day You may have heard that Alexandria City Public Schools has designated April 21 as a non-school day for students. I want to take a few minutes to explain that decision directly — what went into it, why...

I wrote something about Tuesday and why it’s a day off for ACPS students. Check it out: www.acpsschoolboard.com/post/why-apr...

this isn't the first time i've seen the phrase "a complicated" used as a euphemism for the word "no" but it's for sure one of the funniest

✅ IAFF LOCAL 2141 FIREFIGHTERS ENDORSE SANDY ✅ We are proud to stand with firefighters for fair wages, safe working conditions, livable hours, and affordable housing for working people! Thanks, firefighters! Proud to have you on the team!

Wrexham need this win against Stoke… and they’re going to do it with Danny Ward back in goal?

Shaka, when the walls fell.

I really really like For All Mankind. I can also admit they should have killed off all of the original cast at least a season ago. Ed Baldwin as an old ass man was just not good tv.

And it’s a very good show! I watch all Ronald D. Moore shows.

Mike… I’m the only one that’s liked this post!

NOT NOW, CHUCK.

I really want to like this Nationals team, but they’re doing a first of its kind experiment to see if a pro baseball team can have no pitching and I really do not care for it.

Virginia news deserts doubled in recent years A new report shows 16 Virginia counties now lack local news, with rural areas hit hardest.

Before becoming national news, many of our most important stories start as local investigations. The loss of this vital, on-the-ground journalism doesn’t just harm the communities they serve but it deprives the wider world of stories that might otherwise never be told.
www.axios.com/local/richmo...

Hey! He said we’re a large city! How about that.

Pretty sure that legally makes you his campaign treasurer, congrats!

Does anyone cool live right next to Blue Park? That would probably be another reason that it’s the best park, as well as The One True Blue Park.

That’s so weird there’s a fake Blue Park. Learn something new every day!

Right? I also assume most people have no idea what Beverly Park is but if you say The Pit they’re like yep, meet you there in five min.

I looked at the poll and my first thought was why doesn’t it say Blue Park haha

First Gentleman Adam Spanberger joins Brooks Bike Bus for biggest ride yet The Friday morning ride drew 82 bikes to Naomi L. Brooks Elementary, the largest turnout since the program launched six months ago

Virginia First Gentleman Adam Spanberger clipped into his pedals at the front of the pack Friday morning and rolled through Rosemont alongside dozens of Alexandria families — the biggest turnout the Brooks Bike Bus has ever seen.

This was absolutely one of the most striking things about moving from suburban Atlanta to Manhattan when I was in my 20s. I remember being back home for a visit and, like, struggling to articulate to my parents just how different—and how much better and friendlier—the world felt on foot.

Types of Irish plays

1. I moved to Dublin

2. I live in a bog

3. The pub is haunted

4. The Brits

5. One for the yanks.

they fucking Legolas and gimli'ed the Anglican church?????

Fascinating paragraph from Scott Alexander, where he admits he’s the dog that caught the car

Exactly one year ago today: