Slot’s a nonce Kloppo woulda started him early and often this season

Any minute @shitrock.bsky.social regent theater Los Angeles

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Omfg

Tom Morello opening speech in Minneapolis 🔥

While we’re putting him in the Hall. Can we get AI to give us John Sterling creaming his pants whenever Super Benge hits a ding dong? Just to piss off the spanks

Carson Benge first official interview after major league debut with Mets? Already speaking in third person. We have a Ricky Henderson on our hands. Hall of Fame here we come

Richie Tenenbaum sitting on a grass tennis court, disconsolate, with the television announcer’s dialogue overlayed on the picture, “he’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks . . . actually, I think he’s crying”

Paul Skenes after Livvy told him she has to film love scenes with some buff lifeguards on Baywatch this season

Nice write up

On point

Agree

Burger King going hard in this telecast, I cannot believe they fired the Burger King dafuq

Heartbreak for Rybakina what a comeback by Sabalenka

Wow what a game to hold on for 11 minutes (?) with an inconsistent serve tested time and again, gutsy from Rybakina, and incredible play from Sabalenka trying to break back

Let’s fucking gooooooooOOoO what a match

What’s the deal with this

Does this war make me look fat?

Saw it this afternoon, some really cool footage.

OMGYES

Abort abort it’s all come apart

Whoops

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Love you KAT.

Can’t wait until the unbelievably overwhelming weight of the world doesn’t hang over every birthday text

Sending you lots of love wherever you are

That is not Maria Sakkari

And now?

Bob Weir, fare thee well. Wow what a bummer

😭

the power of Andy Dalton on Wesstivus is strong