kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

"Oddly"?? it's always been better. punk ass buster

Opinion - MGMT is the pride of the white race.

we'll never know how many fatal heart attacks were caused by having weird thoughts

...or we could just let a fly guy get some pussy?

is it poop and cum mixed together

Time Magazine has crowned Henry Cavill the world's number one Chad

too long, did not read

no lol

come get em

STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.

When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on

Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.

One of the best to ever do it

I am so rich, I could have given bid for bid with the wealthiest Prætorians at the auction of the Roman empire

pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore

It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe

why is everyone accusing me of posting bullshit lately

nah it's legit

are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.

To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?

It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener

To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!

bout to take a futuristic ass piss in here

gracias, muy interesante

Confirming - we cannot wait to do that shit

I ain't gotta do shit

Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.

google search: "biggest old lady"