Survived. Stayed under 2:30. Working on rehydrating

we tried to grow tulips and are losing the battle against the rabbits badly 😭

Turning left on Boylston is actually an awful feeling because you trick yourself into thinking the finish line is right there but it’s actually like 600 meters away 🫠

Third Boston tomorrow. Healthiest training block of the three so hopefully that translates 🤞

Also I’m not sure why but I lowkey find Yusuf so hot

I can’t remember the last time n*tflix came out with a good television show but Big Mistakes lowkey the best show of the year so far???

In case anyone’s wondering, I completely jinxed myself and today has been hellish

Trying to manifest a cozy WFH Friday after a hellishly busy week

The most recent episode of Hacks is very important for those of us whose sexual awakening was Jesse McCartney in the mid 2000s

HeartGold the single best game of any gen IMO

Old pic, but I also just wear the actual crewneck x half tights plenty often 😂

Sweater and shorts weather >>>>

Now to play a weeklong game called “how hydrated is too hydrated”

It’s a mystical dark art called Marathon Training

As soon as you reach the age where sleeping in is the biggest luxury in the world, you also lose the ability to stay asleep past 8:30a 🫠

99% of cocktail recipes on Instagram reels are godawful but this was a good one ☺️

the Lapras 😍😍😍

Fun Friday fact- I wear flamingo underwear on Fridays almost every week and have done so for the last 5+ years.

Genuinely can’t remember why I came up with Flamingo Friday but I’m sticking to it 🦩

It’s April 7th… what is happening 😩

Unfortunately I must report that I am now invested in the lives of the two Heated Rivalry lookalike contest winners who made out

This shirt is lowkey one of my most prized possessions

Ending with Dawn Staley beating UConn and their petty-ass sore-loser coach?? *chef’s kiss* you absolutely love to see it

Queering the local Irish pub by showing up at 6pm on a Friday, ordering a paper plane, and demanding to watch women’s basketball

What if you’re the pie crust maker of the family 😅

Treat yourself to a buttered muffin on this Fruit Confection Friday ☺️

as someone with crippling seasonal allergies I read this as an ominous warning 😂

The April showers came a day early ☔️

Friday, Old Fashioneds, and March Madness. Great combo

Watched the new Harry Potter trailer just out of curiosity and, among many other failings, it’s a great reminder that absolutely no one can cook like John Williams