🎵 I don’t pitch like Satoria
I throw some strikes and balls
If I had a million dollars well I…
I’d spend it all
If I pitch to Ohtani
And that success that he’s found
I’d throw a little change up
And slap his heaaaaaad around 🎶
#WorldBaseballClassic #Ohtani #Sublime
This amazing scientific advance may one day lead to either more effective treatments or dare I say perhaps a cure.
This is why it is vitally important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Chemical Process Linked With Alzheimer’s Disease share.google/Vm0hfSMfkGIc...
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
leland palmer in the black lodge
Flier for my talk Friday 5/30 at 7 p.m.
Are you a scientist and not sure what to do to help with all the awfulness all around us? Inspired by Vietnam era activism, @standupforscience.bsky.social is hosting a series of "teach ins," in which scientists share a bit about their area of expertise and why it's important with the public. 🧪🦑🌎
I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...
An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.
Pet Rats vs Pet Mice
I have such a nice mental image of him trotting out his old ‘Nova hoodie to watch the games from the Vatican with a cozy cup of tea.
This was my reaction as well!
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
Only when ‘Nova loses in the Final Four!
Killing the old pope and having the new pope already hate you is wild
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
Multiple friends previously at HUP referred to this gentleman as Snidely Whiplash and honestly, that denigrates the good name and reputation of Snidely Whiplash.
Ok but on behalf of myself, A Jew™️….
WOW NO THANK YOU
Maine is small but this is some real serious Trvmp vendetta bulls*** that you should all know about. People are going to die. www.bangordailynews.com/2025/04/25/s...
Ok, but I would settle for just the second part too! 💚🦅💚
#Eagles
[h/t to @thegistsports.bsky.social]
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.
Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
For bonus points, Google “Cross of Honor of the German Mother” to see just how much it is Nazis all the way down
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Paul Noth the New Yorker
🧪🔬This is literally the predicament of research all over the country. This is the perfect portrayal of research in America right now. #Science
if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
🚨 EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE
Columbia/Barnard faculty, Jewish community leaders, immigrant advocates, and rabbis are demanding the immediate release of Mahmoud Khalil from ICE custody.
We will not be silent or cower in the face of American Fascism. #FreeMahmoud
Phenomenal
Judge Reyes just became my favorite person.
I’ll do so right now! Yay!
I do not lead a professional society but I’ve been chatting with the Advocacy dude at mine and would like to point him to this! How can I, merely no one, do that?
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
